A top agent turned patsy tasked by Fearless Leader to locate Professor Paulovitch. He follows cryptic clues like search your sole and tracks photographer Sal Manelli. Frustrated by Natasha celebrity antics, he disguises himself as a cop and helps hide Agent Willie body. He chases Paulovitch, throws dynamite at the microchip pile to undo Fearless Leader plan, and ultimately decides to go to Tahiti instead.