One of the three presenters who acquires a 1989 Cadillac Brougham with a $1,000 budget. The car features working AC but poor acceleration, electrical faults requiring jump-starts, and a bouncy suspension. He achieves the second fastest lap time, completes the braking test, and buys a clothes rack. He accidentally hits an opossum, refuses a dead cow, and fails to donate his car, ultimately being declared the studio loser.