The Girl — if.... Character Profile

About The Girl

Mysterious café waitress in if.... who becomes romantically involved with Mick Travis and participates in the school uprising.

The Girl — Character Profile

Alignment

Anti-hero

Species

Human

Abilities

Marksmanship, Rebellious participation, Social attraction, Street survival, Combat support

• Strength: 5/10
• Intelligence: 4/10
• Charisma: 5/10
• Morality: 3/10
• Influence: 3/10

Character Facts

Played by

Christine Noonan

Appears in

if.... (1968)

Role

Supporting

Relationships (3)

• The Girl — Conflict Antagonist — Mr. Kemp (Arthur Lowe)

  Direct opposition as the girl's faction targets school staff.

• The Girl — Alliance Co-Conspirator — Wallace (Richard Warwick)

  Fellow rebels who unite in the storeroom to plan the uprising.

• The Girl — Romantic Admirer — Mick Travis (Malcolm McDowell)

  Mick harbors intense romantic and sexual fantasies about the café waitress.

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• Mick Travis (Malcolm McDowell)
• Johnny Knightly (David Wood)
• Wallace (Richard Warwick)
• General Denson (Anthony Nicholls)
• Bobby Phillips (Rupert Webster)
• History Master (Graham Crowden)
• John Thomas (Ben Aris)
• Mr. Kemp (Arthur Lowe)
• Chaplain (Geoffrey Chater)
• Matron (Mona Washbourne)
• Classics Master (Charles Lloyd Pack)
• Mrs. Kemp (Mary MacLeod)