Greg's ex-associate and close friend who assists in executing elaborate alibi schemes. He helps recruit fake parents for Greg's dinner with Florence's family and guides the rehearsal via earpiece. Later, he becomes a target of revenge when the fake father sabotages him, but rushes to warn Greg. Ultimately, he participates in a chaotic wedding sabotage against Hugo, deploying a helicopter to dump a water tank on guests as revenge for Flo's manipulation.