Linguistics professor and inventor of Unispeak who wins a Nobel Prize. He becomes horrified by his wife Rhonda's commissioned 18-foot nude statue of him, suspecting its genitals were modeled after a mysterious lover. He frantically investigates the model with help from his friend Harry, leading to comedic misunderstandings and a police chase, ultimately discovering the model is Michelangelo's David.
Harry provides clinical and strategic guidance to manage Alex's public relations nightmare.
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