John Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Personal Facts

Known For

Acting

Gender

male

Known Credits

80

Birth Date

1969-04-02 00:00:00

Birth Place

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Known For

• 

  Cold Feet
• 

  Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
• 

  Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
• 

  Caroline Aherne at the BBC
• The Power of Darts
• 

  Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

Credits

• actors (78 credits)

  • Nightborn

    Jon's Father

    actor

    actors
    2026
  • Fackham Hall

    Bill

    actor

    actors
    2025
  • The People Before

    Knotweed Man

    actor

    actors
    2025
  • Art Detectives

    - Dead & Buried (2025) ... William Titchfield actor actors
    2025
  • The Gentlemen

    - An Unsympathetic Gentleman (2024) ... Frank actor actors
    2024
  • Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2023
  • The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2023
  • Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

    Plank

    actor

    actors
    2022
  • Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2022
  • Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2022
  • Sister Boniface Mysteries

    - Stiff Competition (2023) ... Leonard Monk actor actors
    2022
  • Last Train to Christmas

    Vic

    actor

    actors
    2021
  • Les Dawson Lost Tapes

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2021
  • Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

    Narrator

    actor

    actors
    2021
  • The Weakest Link

    - Christmas Special (2022) ... Self actor actors
    2021
  • Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2020
  • The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2020
  • The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

    Self/Various Characters

    actor

    actors
    2020
  • McDonald & Dodds

    - We Need to Talk About Doreen (2021) ... Jimmy Daly actor actors
    2020
  • Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

    Narrator

    actor

    actors
    2019
  • 7 Up & Me

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2019
  • Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

    Himself

    actor

    actors
    2019
  • Brassic

    - Stealing a Wedding (2020) ... Colin Popov actor actors

    - The Circus (2020) ... Colin Popov actor actors
    2019
  • Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

    actor

    actors
    2017
  • Dying Laughing

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2017
  • Richard Osman's House of Games

    - Week 13: Friday (2022) ... Self - Contestant actor actors

    - Week 13: Thursday (2022) ... Self - Contestant actor actors

    - Week 13: Wednesday (2022) ... Self - Contestant actor actors

    - Week 13: Tuesday (2022) ... Self - Contestant actor actors

    - Week 13: Monday (2022) ... Self - Contestant actor actors
    2017
  • Caroline Aherne at the BBC

    Self - Presenter

    actor

    actors
    2016
  • Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

    Kevin Ruddock

    actor

    actors
    2016
  • Grimsby

    Bob Tolliver

    actor

    actors
    2016
  • Billionaire Boy

    Len

    actor

    actors
    2016
  • Fungus The Bogeyman

    actor

    actors
    2015
  • Northern Soul

    Terry

    actor

    actors
    2014
  • The Power of Darts

    Narrator (voice)

    actor

    actors
    2013
  • Help Point

    Stephen

    actor

    actors
    2013
  • Dementamania

    actor

    actors
    2013
  • Pulp

    Dave Burns

    actor

    actors
    2013
  • Father Brown

    - The Requiem for the Dead (2022) ... John Banks actor actors
    2013
  • Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

    Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

    actor

    actors
    2012
  • Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

    Himself

    actor

    actors
    2012
  • Death in Paradise

    - Amongst Us (2011) ... DCI Chris Ricketts actor actors
    2011
  • The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

    Self

    actor

    actors
    2010
  • The Road to Coronation Street

    Harry Kershaw

    actor

    actors
    2010
  • Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

    Bill (Flowerpot Man)

    actor

    actors
    2009
  • Inkheart

    Darius

    actor

    actors
    2008
  • Celebrity Juice

    - Adam Lambert, John Thomson, Louise Redknapp, Will Mellor (2019) ... Self actor actors

    - Eamonn Holmes, Rak-Su, Cath Tyldesley, Joel Dommett (2018) ... Self actor actors

    - John Thomson, Daisy Lowe, Chris Ramsey, Johnny Vegas (2016) ... Self actor actors
    2008
  • Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

    Self - Narrator (voice)

    actor

    actors
    2007
  • Skins

    - Final Goodbyes (2008) ... Sam Brooks actor actors
    2007
  • The Dealer

    Bat

    actor

    actors
    2006
  • Waterloo Road

    - Episode 14 (2011) ... Nelson Smith actor actors

    - Episode 12 (2011) ... Nelson Smith actor actors

    - Episode 11 (2011) ... Nelson Smith actor actors
    2006
  • Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

    Mr. Windfall (voice)

    actor

    actors
    2005
  • 8 Out of 10 Cats

    - Episode 6 (2008) ... Self actor actors
    2005
  • Fat Slags

    Foreman

    actor

    actors
    2004
  • Appointment with Dr. Terrible

    Interviewee – Actor

    actor

    actors
    2003
  • Station Jim

    Harold

    actor

    actors
    2001
  • Dog Eat Dog

    Football Coach

    actor

    actors
    2001
  • Born Romantic

    First Cab Driver

    actor

    actors
    2000
  • The Flint Street Nativity

    Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

    actor

    actors
    1999
  • Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

    Self

    actor

    actors
    1999
  • You Are Here

    Peter Keggy

    actor

    actors
    1998
  • The Fast Show Live

    actor

    actors
    1998
  • Ted & Ralph

    Vicar

    actor

    actors
    1998
  • Cold Feet

    Pete Gifford

    actor

    actors

    - Episode 6 (2020) ... Pete Gifford actor actors

    - Episode 5 (2020) ... Pete Gifford actor actors

    - Episode 4 (2020) ... Pete Gifford actor actors

    - Episode 3 (2020) ... Pete Gifford actor actors

    - Episode 2 (2020) ... Pete Gifford actor actors
    1998
  • Up 'n' Under

    Stan

    actor

    actors
    1998
  • The Man Who Knew Too Little

    Dimitri

    actor

    actors
    1997
  • The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

    Mr. Loughborough

    actor

    actors
    1997
  • Midsomer Murders

    - The Stitcher Society (2021) ... Cooper Steinem actor actors
    1997
  • Roger Roger

    Barry

    actor

    actors
    1996
  • VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

    actor

    actors
    1996
  • Silent Witness

    - Grievance Culture (2) (2024) ... DI Warren Bull actor actors

    - Grievance Culture (1) (2024) ... DI Warren Bull actor actors
    1996
  • Dangerous Lady

    actor

    actors
    1995
  • Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

    Fat Bob

    actor

    actors
    1994
  • Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

    Simon Joke

    actor

    actors
    1994
  • Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

    Bernard Right On/Various

    actor

    actors
    1994
  • Ready, Steady, Cook

    - Episode 6 (2009) ... Self - Guest actor actors
    1994
  • Paul Calf's Video Diary

    Fat Bob

    actor

    actors
    1993
  • The Weekenders

    Policeman 1

    actor

    actors
    1992
  • Men Behaving Badly

    Ken

    actor

    actors

    - Delivery (1998) ... Ken actor actors

    - Gary In Love (1998) ... Ken actor actors

    - Performance (1998) ... Ken actor actors

    - Sofa (1997) ... Ken actor actors

    - Ten (1997) ... Ken actor actors
    1992
  • Top of the Pops

    - November 15, 1996 (1996) ... Self - Host actor actors
    1964

• writing (2 credits)

  • The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

    writer

    writing
    2020
  • Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

    writer

    writing
    1994