Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The Hustle Begins
Two hobos devise a get-rich scheme to sell axle grease as a salve for corns and bunions. They prepare the product and head to the market area to find potential customers.
Key Events
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Hobo Introduction — Two hobos are introduced as they prepare to execute a get-rich scheme. Location: Street
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Scheme Formulation — The duo decides to market axle grease as a salve for corns and bunions. Location: Street
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Product Preparation — The hobos prepare the grease for sale as a medicinal salve. Location: Street
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Market Search — The duo begins looking for potential customers to pitch their product. Location: Market Area
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First Encounter — The hobos approach Davis to demonstrate their corn relief salve. Location: Market Area
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Sales Pitch — Gribbon and Howard enthusiastically pitch the grease as a miracle cure. Location: Market Area
The Sales Pitch
The duo approaches Boyd Davis and Mary Doran, enthusiastically demonstrating their miracle cure. Initial skepticism gives way to forced applications as the pitch intensifies.
Key Events
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Sales Pitch — Gribbon and Howard enthusiastically pitch the grease as a miracle cure. Location: Market Area
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Customer Skepticism — Davis expresses doubt about the effectiveness of axle grease. Location: Market Area
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Sales Attempt — The hobos attempt to apply the salve to Davis despite his hesitation. Location: Market Area
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Product Failure — The grease proves ineffective, causing immediate regret and discomfort. Location: Market Area
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Customer Reaction — Davis reacts strongly to the failed application and demands answers. Location: Market Area
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Second Encounter — The hobos move on to approach Doran with the same pitch. Location: Market Area
The Scheme Unravels
The axle grease proves completely ineffective, causing immediate discomfort for both customers. Public confrontation erupts as the targets demand accountability for the failed product.
Key Events
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Second Encounter — The hobos move on to approach Doran with the same pitch. Location: Market Area
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Pitch Repetition — Gribbon and Howard repeat their sales routine for Doran. Location: Market Area
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Application Disaster — The salve is applied to Doran, quickly leading to a chaotic reaction. Location: Market Area
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Public Confrontation — Both affected customers confront the hobos about the disastrous results. Location: Market Area
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Scheme Collapse — The get-rich scheme completely unravels under public scrutiny. Location: Market Area
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Chase Sequence — The hobos attempt to flee the scene while being pursued by the customers. Location: Street
Chaos and Escape
The hobos attempt to flee the escalating situation but are quickly caught. The short concludes with a final comedic standoff and the complete abandonment of their scheme.
Key Events
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Chase Sequence — The hobos attempt to flee the scene while being pursued by the customers. Location: Street
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Failed Escape — The escape attempt fails as the customers catch up to the hobos. Location: Street
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Final Confrontation — A final comedic standoff occurs between the hobos and their targets. Location: Street
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Aftermath Reflection — The hobos realize their plan has completely failed and reflect on the outcome. Location: Street
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Comedic Resolution — The short concludes with a final gag as the scheme is abandoned. Location: Street
A 1934 Warner Brothers Vitaphone short, "Corn on the Cop." In this one, two hobos launch a get-rich scheme by trying to sell axle grease marketed as salve for relief from corns and bunions. The idea, unfortunately, goes awry. Starring Harry Gribbon with Shemp Howard, Boyd Davis, and Mary Doran.