Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
Crash and Concealment
An alien vessel crashes near Manhattan, forcing Beldar to survive and adapt. He secures a false human identity through local contacts to avoid detection by immigration authorities.
Key Events
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UFO Crash — Alien craft crashes near Manhattan after military engagement. Characters: Beldar
Location: Atlantic Ocean
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Mission Assignment — Highmaster assigns Beldar to conquer Earth. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Remulak Command
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Identity Fraud — Beldar obtains false human identity through criminal contacts. Characters: Beldar
Location: Local Gangster Den
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INS Investigation — Immigration agents track the Coneheads but fail to capture them. Characters: Beldar
Location: Suburban Home
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Military Strike — Fighter jets fire on the unresponsive alien craft. Characters: Beldar
Location: Atlantic Ocean
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False Identity — Beldar navigates undocumented status with criminal assistance. Characters: Beldar
Location: City Street
Suburban Integration
Beldar establishes a driving school in New Jersey and adopts human customs to blend into society. Immigration agents investigate but fail to capture him, allowing him to settle into a routine life.
Key Events
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INS Investigation — Immigration agents track the Coneheads but fail to capture them. Characters: Beldar
Location: Suburban Home
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Suburban Settlement — Beldar establishes a driving school and adopts human customs. Characters: Beldar
Location: Paramus, NJ
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Rescue Signal — Beldar receives notification of an approaching rescue vessel. Characters: Beldar
Location: Home
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Family Dilemma — Beldar learns his daughter wishes to remain on Earth. Characters: Beldar
Location: Living Room
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Senate Inquiry — Officials demand proper conclusion of the alien case. Characters: Beldar
Location: Government Office
Rescue and Return
A rescue signal arrives, prompting Beldar to prepare for departure. Immigration agents raid the home, but the vessel arrives just in time, boarding the family and agents for the journey back to Remulak.
Key Events
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Family Dilemma — Beldar learns his daughter wishes to remain on Earth. Characters: Beldar
Location: Living Room
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INS Raid — Immigration agents arrive to arrest the family. Characters: Beldar
Location: Front Yard
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Vessel Arrival — Rescue ship arrives, boarding the family and agents. Characters: Beldar
Location: Sky
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Return to Remulak — Beldar presents earthly gifts to his superior. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Remulak Palace
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Treason Accusation — Highmaster discovers capped teeth and charges Beldar with treason. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Throne Room
Treason and Trial
Upon returning to Remulak, Beldar faces immediate scrutiny from the Highmaster. The discovery of capped teeth leads to a treason accusation and a death sentence in the combat arena.
Key Events
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Treason Accusation — Highmaster discovers capped teeth and charges Beldar with treason. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Throne Room
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Arena Sentence — Highmaster sentences Beldar to fight a ferocious beast. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Combat Arena
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Beast Defeat — Beldar uses a golf club to strike a rock into the beast's mouth. Characters: Beldar
Location: Arena
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Royal Pardon — Highmaster pardons Beldar and grants his request to return. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Throne Room
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Earth Return — Beldar orders the invasion force to retreat to another galaxy. Characters: Beldar
Location: Space
Pardon and Peace
Beldar defeats the arena beast using earthly skills, earning a royal pardon. He negotiates his return to Earth, secures legal residency, and prioritizes family unity over conquest.
Key Events
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Earth Return — Beldar orders the invasion force to retreat to another galaxy. Characters: Beldar
Location: Space
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Green Card Grant — Beldar secures legal residency for his family as a reward. Characters: Beldar
Location: Earth
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Family Reunion — Beldar prioritizes family unity over planetary conquest. Characters: Beldar
Location: Suburban Home
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New Life — The family settles into a peaceful existence on Earth. Characters: Beldar
Location: Paramus
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Invasion Retreat — Beldar fakes an attack to redirect the fleet. Characters: Beldar, Highmaster
Location: Galaxy
A pair of aliens arrive on Earth to prepare for invasion, but crash instead. With enormous cone-shaped heads, robotlike walks and an appetite for toilet paper, aliens Beldar and Prymatt don't exactly blend in with the population of Paramus, N.J. But for some reason, everyone believes them when they say they're from France.