Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
A Voice At The Beginning
A hairdresser discovers that her vagina can speak, and its criticism drives away Ted. A later salon incident causes a serious professional consequence.
Key Events
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Unexpected Criticism — A talking vagina criticizes Ted's sexual performance, and he leaves angrily. Characters: Ted
Location: Private bedroom
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Salon Disruption — The talking vagina insults a lesbian client during a salon encounter.
Location: Hair salon
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Mistaken Flirtation — The client mistakes the sexual remarks for personal flirting.
Location: Hair salon
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Dismissal From Work — The hairdresser loses her job after the disruptive exchange.
Location: Hair salon
Treatment And Discovery
The fired hairdresser seeks psychiatric help from Dr. Pearl. In his office, the talking vagina reveals an unexpected talent for singing show tunes.
Key Events
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Seeking Psychiatric Help — The distressed hairdresser goes to Dr. Pearl for psychiatric treatment. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Dr. Pearl's office
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The Problem Revealed — The patient explains the unusual condition to Dr. Pearl. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Dr. Pearl's office
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A Singing Discovery — The talking vagina unexpectedly demonstrates a talent for singing show tunes. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Dr. Pearl's office
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Show Business Disclosure — Dr. Pearl reveals the secret to friends connected with show business. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Private social gathering
From Clinic To Publicity
Dr. Pearl shares the secret with show business contacts and presents the unusual performer to physicians. The medical meeting becomes the first public showcase.
Key Events
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Show Business Disclosure — Dr. Pearl reveals the secret to friends connected with show business. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Private social gathering
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Medical Association Meeting — The unusual performer is brought before an assembled medical audience. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: American Medical Association meeting
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Public Revelation — The talking vagina is publicly revealed for the first time. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: American Medical Association meeting
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Physicians Hear Show Tunes — The talking vagina entertains the physicians with musical numbers. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: American Medical Association meeting
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Agent Partnership — Dr. Pearl becomes the performer's agent and plans an entertainment career. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Dr. Pearl's office
The Unwanted Spotlight
Dr. Pearl becomes the agent and pushes the act into entertainment despite the hairdresser's objections. A public disco performance transforms the act into a star attraction.
Key Events
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Agent Partnership — Dr. Pearl becomes the performer's agent and plans an entertainment career. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Dr. Pearl's office
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Career Launch — Dr. Pearl launches the unusual act despite the hairdresser's objections. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Show business venue
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First Public Performance — The talking vagina sings publicly and performs a disco tune. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Professor Irwin Corey's show
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Sudden Stardom — The performance succeeds, turning the act into a sensation. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Entertainment venue
Success And Despair
A cross-country tour brings success while the hairdresser becomes increasingly unhappy and feels overshadowed by the talking performer. Seeing Ted again leads to a final revelation about his own talking organ.
Key Events
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Cross Country Tour — The successful act travels across the country on tour. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Touring performance venues
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The Act Takes Control — The talking performer increasingly dominates the act while the hairdresser becomes unhappy. Characters: Dr. Pearl
Location: Touring performance venue
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Despair Behind Success — Despite professional success, the increasingly unhappy hairdresser decides to kill herself.
Location: Private room during the tour
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The Former Lover Returns — The hairdresser sees Ted, the lover from the opening encounter. Characters: Ted
Location: Touring location
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Another Talking Organ — The ending reveals that Ted has a talking penis, changing the situation unexpectedly. Characters: Ted
Location: Touring location