Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
Engagement and Unwanted Attention
Pat seeks stability, falls in love with Chris, and becomes engaged. Meanwhile, Kyle's fixation on Pat grows, and his karaoke tape brings Pat to the attention of Ween.
Key Events
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Pat Seeks Stability — Pat, a job-hopper, searches for a steady foundation in life. Characters: Pat Riley
Location: Unspecified
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Pat Falls for Chris — Pat falls in love with Chris, whose gender remains unrevealed. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris
Location: Unspecified
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The Couple Gets Engaged — Pat and Chris become engaged. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Fixates on Pat — Pat's neighbor Kyle becomes obsessed with identifying Pat's gender. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Pat and Kyle's neighborhood
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Kyle Sends Karaoke Tape — Kyle sends a tape of Pat performing karaoke to America's Creepiest People. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
A One-Gig Promise
Pat performs with Ween, but learns that the opportunity was intended to last only one gig. Pat and Chris break up, while Kyle steals Pat's laptop and searches the diary for an answer.
Key Events
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Ween Features Pat — Ween features Pat in a performance, where Pat plays the sousaphone. Characters: Pat Riley, Dean Ween, Gene Ween
Location: Ween performance
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Pat Learns It Was One Gig — Pat discovers Ween intended to use them for only one gig. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris, Dean Ween, Gene Ween
Location: Unspecified
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Pat and Chris Break Up — Pat and Chris break up after Pat learns about the one-gig arrangement. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Steals the Laptop — Kyle steals Pat's laptop, which contains Pat's diary. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Demands the Password — Kyle tries to coerce Pat into revealing the laptop password. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Searches Every Word — After Pat says the password is a dictionary word, Kyle tries words manually. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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The Password Is Found — Kyle eventually guesses the password, zythum, and opens the laptop. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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The Diary Gives No Answer — Kyle reads Pat's diary but does not learn the answer he seeks. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Finally Snaps — Kyle finally snaps after the diary fails to resolve his question. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
The Radio Takeover
Thugs harass Pat, who turns to Kathy for support. Pat's harsh responses to callers lead to Kathy being fired and Pat taking over the radio show.
Key Events
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Kyle Finally Snaps — Kyle finally snaps after the diary fails to resolve his question. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Unspecified
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Thugs Harass Pat — A gang of thugs harasses Pat over the same question about Pat's gender. Characters: Pat Riley
Location: Unspecified
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Pat Complains to Kathy — Pat complains to Kathy, a friend, therapist, and radio talk-show host. Characters: Pat Riley, Kathy Griffin
Location: Radio station
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Pat Takes Kathy's Show — After Pat reacts acerbically to callers, Kathy is fired and Pat replaces her. Characters: Pat Riley, Kathy Griffin
Location: Radio station
The Public Confrontation
Kyle calls Pat's show and arranges a meeting at the museum, where he demands that Pat strip. Pat escapes to a Ween concert, and the confrontation ends with security taking Kyle away.
Key Events
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Kyle Calls Pat's Show — Kyle calls Pat's show, says he has the laptop, and arranges a meeting. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Radio station
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Museum Confrontation — Pat meets Kyle, who is dressed precisely like Pat, and demands Pat strip. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Ripley's Believe It or Not! Museum
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Pat Escapes to the Concert — Pat runs from Kyle into a Ween concert, where Kyle corners them on a catwalk. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen, Dean Ween, Gene Ween
Location: Ween concert
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Pat Is Lowered onstage — Pat falls; a hook tears their pants, and they are lowered before the cheering audience. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen, Dean Ween, Gene Ween
Location: Ween concert
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Security Removes Kyle — Security guards take Kyle away after the concert confrontation. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Ween concert
Marriage and Aftermath
Pat runs to see Chris as Chris is leaving on an ocean liner, and the epilogue shows them married. Kathy returns to her radio show, where Kyle calls as its first caller.
Key Events
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Security Removes Kyle — Security guards take Kyle away after the concert confrontation. Characters: Pat Riley, Kyle Jacobsen
Location: Ween concert
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Pat Sees Chris at Departure — Pat runs to see Chris as Chris is leaving on an ocean liner. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris
Location: Ocean liner departure
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Pat and Chris Marry — The epilogue shows Pat and Chris married. Characters: Pat Riley, Chris
Location: Unspecified
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Kyle Calls Kathy Again — Kathy hosts her show again, and Kyle calls as its first caller, now cross-dressing. Characters: Kyle Jacobsen, Kathy Griffin
Location: Radio station