Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
Invasion and Broken Diplomacy
A British colony is invaded, and international assistance is considered. Lacrobat sabotages peace talks, ensuring that military escalation continues.
Key Events
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Colonial Invasion Begins — A small British colony is invaded by neighboring Maguadora.
Location: Small British colony
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International Assistance Considered — The United States considers assisting the invaded colony.
Location: Washington
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Peace Talks Sabotaged — Lacrobat sabotages negotiations intended to stop the conflict. Characters: Lacrobat
Location: Peace talks
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Task Force Deployed — A British task force is sent to recapture the islands.
Location: British military headquarters
The Royal Hostage Crisis
Lacrobat kidnaps Princess Wendy and uses her as leverage for British withdrawal. The resulting nuclear deadline transforms the regional conflict into an international emergency.
Key Events
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Royal Kidnapping Planned — Lacrobat is hired to abduct Princess Wendy for political ransom. Characters: Lacrobat, Princess Wendy
Location: British territory
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Wendy Held For Ransom — Wendy's captivity is used to demand British withdrawal. Characters: Lacrobat, Princess Wendy
Location: Maguadoran-controlled territory
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Nuclear Deadline Issued — Britain threatens a nuclear strike unless Wendy is returned within forty-eight hours.
Location: British government command center
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War Risks Global Escalation — Maguadora aligns with Russia, raising the possibility of World War III.
Location: International diplomatic channels
Satire Behind the War
Bizarre domestic political policies accompany the worsening crisis. Wendy is repeatedly disguised while rescue efforts become increasingly chaotic and dangerous.
Key Events
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Political Absurdity Revealed — Domestic political claims and bizarre policies intensify the crisis's satire.
Location: British political arena
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Disloyalty Punished Publicly — A policy of publicly crucifying disloyal party members is adopted.
Location: Wembley Stadium
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Wendy Given Strange Disguise — Lacrobat disguises Wendy in increasingly bizarre forms. Characters: Lacrobat, Princess Wendy
Location: Lacrobat's hideout
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Wax Museum Rescue Attempt — Wendy is disguised as an exhibit during an attempted rescue. Characters: Lacrobat, Princess Wendy
Location: Wax museum
Weapons and Bloody Revelations
A failed rescue ends in a massacre, while hidden Communist nuclear weapons are discovered on a Caribbean island. Witnesses are killed as the danger spreads.
Key Events
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Rescue Squad Massacred — An inept SAS rescue squad is massacred in a shootout. Characters: Lacrobat
Location: Wax museum
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Nuclear Weapons Discovered — Communist nuclear weapons are discovered hidden on a Caribbean island.
Location: Caribbean holiday island
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Tabloid Witnesses Killed — Two tabloid journalists who discover the weapons are killed.
Location: Caribbean holiday island
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Lacrobat Attacked By Tiger — A tiger kept by the SAS attacks Lacrobat and rips out his throat. Characters: Lacrobat
Location: SAS holding area
The Strike Cannot Be Stopped
Lacrobat dies and Wendy is rescued, but the nuclear threat remains active. A hypnotic trigger causes the final launch despite the attempt to cancel it.
Key Events
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Wendy Finally Rescued — Princess Wendy is rescued after the failed and deadly earlier attempt. Characters: Princess Wendy
Location: Rescue site
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Strike Cancellation Requested — An appeal is made to cancel the nuclear strike after Wendy's rescue.
Location: Military command center
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Hypnotized Admiral Hesitates — A hypnotized rear admiral considers whether to call off the strike.
Location: Naval command center
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Nuclear Strike Launched — A sailor snaps his fingers, causing the admiral to order the strike.
Location: Naval command center