Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
The Abandoned Time Experiment
Joe and Rita enter suspended animation, but a scandal closes the military base. Five centuries pass while society's average intelligence declines.
Key Events
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Average Soldier Selected — Joe is selected as the army's most average individual for a hibernation experiment. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: United States Army
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Hibernation Experiment Begins — Joe and Rita are placed in suspended animation for the experiment. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita
Location: Military hibernation facility
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Project Abandoned — A scandal closes the base and leaves the hibernation project suspended indefinitely. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita
Location: Closed military base
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Five Centuries Pass — Five hundred years of declining intelligence transform society and infrastructure.
Location: United States
A Stranger in the Future
Joe awakens in a degraded future and struggles to understand its language, institutions, and consumer culture. His arrest and prison sentence make him an outsider within the new society.
Key Events
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Garbage Avalanche Awakens Them — A garbage avalanche disturbs the chambers and awakens Joe and Rita. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita
Location: Future Washington, D.C.
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Joe Finds Frito's Apartment — Joe seeks help in Frito's apartment but is treated as an absurd stranger. Characters: Joe Bauers, Frito
Location: Frito's apartment
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Hospital Bill Reveals Future — Joe realizes the year after reading a magazine and his hospital bill. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Hospital
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Joe Is Arrested — Joe is arrested for lacking a bar code tattoo and being unable to pay his bill. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Carl's Jr.
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Trial and Prison Sentence — Frito represents Joe, but Joe is found guilty and sentenced to prison. Characters: Joe Bauers, Frito
Location: Courtroom
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Not Sure Identity Created — A faulty machine registers Joe under the name Not Sure and gives him an aptitude test. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Correctional facility
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Joe Escapes Prison — Joe deceives a guard by claiming that his sentence has ended and escapes. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Correctional facility
The Accidental Government Expert
Frito guides Joe and Rita toward a supposed time machine, but Joe is instead elevated into government service. Joe receives a deadline to solve the country's crop and economic problems.
Key Events
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Joe Escapes Prison — Joe deceives a guard by claiming that his sentence has ended and escapes. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Correctional facility
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Frito Offers a Route — Frito agrees to guide Joe and Rita toward a supposed time machine. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Future Washington, D.C.
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Costco Arrest — Joe is arrested after his bar code is scanned inside the store. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Costco store
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Joe Receives Government Office — Joe is appointed secretary of the interior after his extraordinary test performance. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: White House
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Crop Crisis Investigated — Joe discovers that crops are irrigated with Brawndo instead of water. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Crop field
Water Against the System
Joe identifies Brawndo irrigation as the cause of damaged soil and dust storms. His water policy initially causes economic turmoil when the expected crop recovery is delayed.
Key Events
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Crop Crisis Investigated — Joe discovers that crops are irrigated with Brawndo instead of water. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Crop field
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Water Irrigation Approved — Joe convinces the government to replace Brawndo with water for irrigation. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: Government meeting room
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Economic Collapse Follows — Brawndo stocks collapse, unemployment rises, and riots begin when crops do not improve immediately. Characters: Joe Bauers
Location: United States
Proof Beneath the Dust
Joe faces execution in a demolition derby while Rita and Frito discover that the crops have begun to grow. Their broadcast provides the evidence needed to secure Joe's pardon and shape the future.
Key Events
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Demolition Derby Sentence — Joe is sentenced to public execution in a demolition derby against Beef Supreme. Characters: Joe Bauers, Beef Supreme
Location: Extreme Court stadium
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Crops Finally Grow — Rita and Frito discover that water has enabled the crops to grow. Characters: Rita, Frito
Location: Crop field
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Broadcast Saves Joe — Rita and Frito broadcast the crops, leading to Joe's presidential pardon. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito, Beef Supreme
Location: Extreme Court stadium
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Time Machine Revealed as Ride — Joe discovers that the supposed time machine is only an amusement ride. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Costco store
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New Leadership and Family — Joe becomes president, marries Rita, and appoints Frito vice-president. Characters: Joe Bauers, Rita, Frito
Location: Future United States