Plot Analysis Summary
A British group travels to France, where family chaos, police clashes, eccentric friendship, and comic romantic pursuit create a disastrous weekend.
Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
Crossing Toward Calamity
A motley group of British travellers rides the San Ferry Ann to France. The campervan family and a saucy hitchhiker are introduced during the crossing.
Key Events
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British Group Boards Ferry — A motley group of British travellers boards the San Ferry Ann for France. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, Hiker girl
Location: San Ferry Ann
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Campervan Joins Crossing — The campervan family becomes part of the ferry journey to France. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad
Location: San Ferry Ann
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Travellers Head To France — The British travellers cross toward France for a weekend away. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, Hiker girl
Location: San Ferry Ann
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Hitchhiker Draws Attention — A saucy hitchhiker causes several heads to turn among the travellers. Characters: Hiker girl
Location: San Ferry Ann
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French Shore Arrival — The campervan family reaches France and sets its tyres on shore. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad
Location: French shore
Chaos On French Soil
Dad and Mum lead the campervan family onto the French shore, where chaos begins immediately. Their behavior creates frequent run-ins with the Gendarmerie.
Key Events
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French Shore Arrival — The campervan family reaches France and sets its tyres on shore. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad
Location: French shore
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Chaos Begins On Shore — The family begins creating chaos immediately after arriving in France. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad
Location: French shore
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First Police Run-In — The family's disruption produces a run-in with the French Gendarmerie. Characters: Dad, Mum, Gendarme
Location: France
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Family Trouble Escalates — Further family chaos leads to additional confrontations with local authorities. Characters: Dad, Mum, Gendarme
Location: France
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Weekend Calamity Spreads — The family's French weekend develops into a broader series of comic calamities. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, Gendarme
Location: France
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Grandad Pursues Mischief — Lewd Grandad begins a separate series of personal misadventures. Characters: Dad
Location: France
Grandad Meets The German
Lewd Grandad follows a separate path of personal misadventures. He befriends a crazy German ex-soldier, whose presence intensifies the comic subplot.
Key Events
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Grandad Pursues Mischief — Lewd Grandad begins a separate series of personal misadventures. Characters: Dad
Location: France
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German Ex-Soldier Appears — Grandad encounters a newly acquainted friend, a crazy German ex-soldier. Characters: Dad, German
Location: France
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An Unlikely Friendship Forms — Grandad befriends the German ex-soldier during the chaotic weekend. Characters: Dad, German
Location: France
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Grandad's Misadventures Continue — The new friendship leads Grandad into further lewd misadventures. Characters: Dad, German
Location: France
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Family And Grandad Cross Paths — The family journey and Grandad's German-linked subplot unfold during the same weekend. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, German
Location: France
Pursuit With Comic Results
A fellow traveller becomes interested in the saucy hitchhiker and pursues her affection. The attempt produces further comic consequences during the French weekend.
Key Events
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Family And Grandad Cross Paths — The family journey and Grandad's German-linked subplot unfold during the same weekend. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, German
Location: France
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Hiker Notices Hitchhiker — A fellow traveller becomes interested in the saucy hitchhiker. Characters: Hiker girl
Location: France
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Affection Is Pursued — The fellow traveller pursues the hitchhiker's affection. Characters: Hiker girl
Location: France
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Romantic Pursuit Turns Comic — The fellow traveller's pursuit produces comic results. Characters: Hiker girl
Location: France
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Police Clashes Recur — The campervan family remains caught in frequent clashes with the Gendarmerie. Characters: Dad, Mum, Gendarme
Location: France
Weekend Of Calamity
The family confronts more Gendarmerie trouble while Grandad's and the fellow traveller's misadventures continue. These overlapping comic threads define the weekend's final stretch.
Key Events
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Police Clashes Recur — The campervan family remains caught in frequent clashes with the Gendarmerie. Characters: Dad, Mum, Gendarme
Location: France
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Three Comic Threads Collide — Family chaos, Grandad's friendship, and the romantic pursuit define the weekend's peak calamity. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, German, Gendarme, Hiker girl
Location: France
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Calamitous Weekend Settles — The interconnected comic misadventures form the film's concluding weekend outcome. Characters: Dad, Mum, Dad, German, Gendarme, Hiker girl
Location: France
A motley crew of British characters ride The San Ferry Ann to the shores of France where they embark on a weekend of calamity. The campervan family led by Dad and Mum (David Lodge and Joan Sims) create chaos from the moment they set their tires on the shore resulting in frequent run-ins with the Gendarme, while Lewd Grandad (Wilfred Brambell) finds his own misadventures with a newly acquainted friend, a mad German ex-soldier (Ron Moody). Also aboard for the ride is a saucy hitchhiker (Barbara Windsor) who causes a few heads to turn including that of a fellow traveller (Ronnie Stevens) who pursues her affection with comic results. By the end of this weekend the French may well be wishing to say 'au revoir' to these trouble-making tourists. San Ferry Ann is a humorous take on the tradition of the British get-away. A classic sound effect comedy that sits with the likes of similarly praised titles such as 'The Plank', 'Futtock's End' and 'Rhubarb Rhubarb'.