Jens / Alf-Tore / Hjernekjell (played by Christian Mikkelsen) is a protagonist in Spermageddon.
A 16-year-old boy who goes on a camping trip and experiences his first sexual encounters with his crush, Lisa. He later deals with the consequences of their relationship, including a pregnancy scare and a visit to a clinic for an abortion pill. Lisa (played by Nasrin Khusrawi) is a protagonist in Spermageddon.
Jens' crush and love interest. They engage in multiple sexual encounters that lead to pregnancy complications. She applies spermicide, expresses frustration about their sex life, and ultimately seeks an abortion pill alongside Jens. Simen Sprut (played by Aksel Hennie) appears in Spermageddon.
A young sperm cell initially ostracized for lacking ambition. He overcomes his hesitation, survives dangerous environments alongside Cumilla, and ultimately succeeds in fertilizing the egg. Cumilla (played by Mathilde Storm) appears in Spermageddon.
Simen's supportive friend and eventual partner. She encourages him to participate in the race, survives the perilous journey through the reproductive tract, and successfully enters the egg alongside Simen despite losing her tail. Jizzmo (played by Christian Rubeck) appears in Spermageddon.
An ambitious and ruthless entrepreneur sperm cell who builds an armored suit to dominate the race to the egg. He kills rivals, survives a self-destructing suit, but is ultimately defeated and crushed by the egg at the climax. Prof. Saltsmak (played by Bjørn Sundquist) appears in Spermageddon.
An educator sperm cell who accompanies Simen and Cumilla on their journey. He is killed early in the process when Lisa applies spermicide inside her uterus. Egon Olsæd (played by John Brungot) appears in Spermageddon.
Leader of a gangster trio of sperm cells aiming to become triplets. He sacrifices himself by triggering his rival Jizzmo's suit to self-destruct, clearing the path for Simen and Cumilla. Benner'n / Bjell (played by Gustav Nilsen) appears in Spermageddon.
Members of Egon Olsæd's gangster sperm trio. They are killed by Jizzmo during their attempt to use spermicide against him.
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Characters
Jens / Alf-Tore / Hjernekjell
(played by Christian Mikkelsen) — protagonist
A 16-year-old boy who goes on a camping trip and experiences his first sexual encounters with his crush, Lisa. He later deals with the consequences of their relationship, including a pregnancy scare a...
Lisa
(played by Nasrin Khusrawi) — protagonist
Jens' crush and love interest. They engage in multiple sexual encounters that lead to pregnancy complications. She applies spermicide, expresses frustration about their sex life, and ultimately seeks...
Simen Sprut
(played by Aksel Hennie) — supporting
A young sperm cell initially ostracized for lacking ambition. He overcomes his hesitation, survives dangerous environments alongside Cumilla, and ultimately succeeds in fertilizing the egg.
Cumilla
(played by Mathilde Storm) — supporting
Simen's supportive friend and eventual partner. She encourages him to participate in the race, survives the perilous journey through the reproductive tract, and successfully enters the egg alongside S...
Jizzmo
(played by Christian Rubeck) — supporting
An ambitious and ruthless entrepreneur sperm cell who builds an armored suit to dominate the race to the egg. He kills rivals, survives a self-destructing suit, but is ultimately defeated and crushed...
Prof. Saltsmak
(played by Bjørn Sundquist) — supporting
An educator sperm cell who accompanies Simen and Cumilla on their journey. He is killed early in the process when Lisa applies spermicide inside her uterus.
Egon Olsæd
(played by John Brungot) — supporting
Leader of a gangster trio of sperm cells aiming to become triplets. He sacrifices himself by triggering his rival Jizzmo's suit to self-destruct, clearing the path for Simen and Cumilla.
Benner'n / Bjell
(played by Gustav Nilsen) — supporting
Members of Egon Olsæd's gangster sperm trio. They are killed by Jizzmo during their attempt to use spermicide against him.
Gynekologen
(played by Silya Nymoen) — supporting
A gynecologist at a clinic who advises Jens and Lisa on family planning through a musical explanation before they obtain an abortion pill. Appears in the film's epilogue.
Hjernekjell
(played by Jakob Schøyen Andersen) — supporting
