Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The Candidate's Misfires
The Narrator introduces Middle Bernie and his political ambitions. A question about his opponent's email controversy exposes his poor political instincts and horrifies his advisers.
Key Events
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Narrator Introduces Bernie — The Narrator presents Middle Bernie and his proposal to distribute free goods at taxpayers' expense. Characters: Narrator, Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Failed Email Attack — Asked about his opponent's email controversy, Middle Bernie complains that the public is tired of hearing about it. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Advisers React — Middle Bernie's response to the email question horrifies his advisers. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
Origins of Resentment
A childhood incident involving stolen lunch money shapes Middle Bernie's resentment of wealthier children. His first wife worries about his prospects, and adulthood brings unemployment and the welfare-office satire.
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Childhood Black Eye — Young Middle Bernie returns home with a black eye after a wealthier child takes his lunch money. Characters: Middle Bernie, Bernie’s first wife
Location: Home
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Wife Worries About Future — His first wife worries that Middle Bernie will not become a prosperous professional. Characters: Middle Bernie, Bernie’s first wife
Location: Home
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Complaint About Rich Children — Middle Bernie says he is tired of rich children taking things from him. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Home
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Unemployment Excuses — As an adult, Middle Bernie struggles to explain why he is unemployed. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Factory Closure Discussed — A man in line discusses a factory closure while the Clerk hears applicants' explanations. Characters: Man in line, Clerk
Location: Welfare office
A Mayoral Ambition
Middle Bernie is advised to aim for local office, and Ben and Jerry inadvertently give him the idea to run for mayor. A strange message raises the pressure, while the Clerk corrects his filing terminology.
Key Events
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Local Office Suggested — Middle Bernie is warned that his ambitions may be too grand and is encouraged to seek local office. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Mayoral Idea Takes Hold — Ben and Jerry inadvertently inspire Middle Bernie to run for mayor. Characters: Middle Bernie, Ben, Jerry
Location: Unspecified
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Campaign Order Arrives — A message delivered in the voice of a former Soviet leader orders Middle Bernie to win. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Clerk Corrects Filing — When Middle Bernie tries to file, the Clerk corrects his phrase to 'mayoral election.' Characters: Middle Bernie, Clerk
Location: Filing office
From Backlash to Bargain
A frightening flashback makes Middle Bernie consider returning to writing, but a gun-control backlash redirects his political path. He becomes a U.S. congressman and negotiates for a rival's endorsement by accepting demands and promising campaign visits.
Key Events
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Gulag Flashback — A frightening flashback involving accusations of anarchy and a gulag makes Middle Bernie consider writing again. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified
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Gun Control Backlash — After a congressman supports gun control, Middle Bernie exploits local backlash and eventually becomes a U.S. congressman. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Vermont
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Endorsement Negotiation — A powerful rival agrees to help after Middle Bernie accepts policy demands and promises to campaign in key states. Characters: Middle Bernie
Location: Unspecified