Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
A Disorderly New Presidency
Wagstaff takes over at Huxley College and immediately rejects its formal tone. He announces his intention to get his son out of college and delivers a rambling address.
Key Events
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New President Introduced — The retiring president introduces Wagstaff as the college's new leader. Characters: Professor Wagstaff
Location: Huxley College
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Wagstaff Rejects Formality — Wagstaff jokes with faculty and disregards the formal occasion. Characters: Professor Wagstaff
Location: Huxley College
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A Son to Remove — Wagstaff says he has come to get his son out of college. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Frank Wagstaff
Location: Huxley College
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Rambling First Address — Wagstaff delivers an address full of jokes and complaints. Characters: Professor Wagstaff
Location: Huxley College
The Speakeasy Recruitment Scheme
Wagstaff seeks football players and sends Pinky and Baravelli to a speakeasy with a password. Baravelli's repeated failures to remember it and the ensuing misunderstandings obstruct the recruiting effort.
Key Events
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Football Scheme Begins — Wagstaff turns to recruiting players to strengthen the college football team. Characters: Professor Wagstaff
Location: Huxley College
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Password Given — Wagstaff gives Pinky and Baravelli a password to get into a speakeasy. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Huxley College
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Password Confusion — Baravelli repeatedly forgets the password as the pair try to enter. Characters: Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Speakeasy
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Recruiting Misfires — Wagstaff's effort to find football players at the speakeasy becomes confused. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Speakeasy
Campus Lessons in Confusion
Wagstaff disrupts a biology lecture by turning an anatomy lesson into comic chaos. A singing lesson also descends into interruptions and arguments, despite his attempts to clear the room.
Key Events
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Biology Lecture Disrupted — Wagstaff brings in two supposed dunces and derails an anatomy lesson with jokes. Characters: Professor Wagstaff
Location: Biology lecture room
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Singing Lesson Chaos — A nonsensical love song is interrupted by arguments and confusion. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Lesson room
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Wagstaff Tries to Clear Room — Wagstaff tries to keep people away and tells Pinky and Baravelli to leave together. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Lesson room
The Failed Kidnapping
Wagstaff and his companions attempt to obtain players by kidnapping them, but their targets see through the deception and capture them. Pinky and Baravelli argue over a rope-based escape, and the available scenes end without resolving the scheme.
Key Events
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Kidnapping Attempt Planned — Wagstaff and his companions set out to kidnap football players. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Unspecified
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Plan Reversed — The intended targets see through the deception and capture the would-be kidnappers. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: Unspecified
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Captives Argue Over Escape — Pinky and Baravelli misunderstand instructions about tying a rope to a bed and throwing it out the window. Characters: Pinky, Baravelli
Location: A room where they are trapped
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Football Scheme Unresolved — The available scenes end with the would-be kidnappers still in trouble. Characters: Professor Wagstaff, Pinky, Baravelli
Location: A room where they are trapped