Story Structure — 5 Plot Phases
The Fee Dispute
Flannery receives a shipment of guinea pigs and clashes with McMorehouse over the correct fee classification. The disagreement forces Flannery to halt the transaction and initiate a formal inquiry.
Key Events
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Arrival of Guinea Pigs — Flannery receives a shipment of two guinea pigs at the station. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Railway Station
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Fee Dispute Initiation — McMorehouse arrives to collect them, but Flannery demands a 48-cent fee. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Counter
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Pet Classification Protest — McMorehouse argues they are pets subject to a 44-cent fee, but Flannery insists pigs is pigs. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Counter
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Telegram to Headquarters — Flannery sends a telegram to the head office for clarification per railroad rules. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Office
The Breeding Crisis
The guinea pigs rapidly multiply, overwhelming the station and forcing Flannery into desperate containment measures. Meanwhile, the administrative inquiry escalates through corporate layers.
Key Events
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Telegram to Headquarters — Flannery sends a telegram to the head office for clarification per railroad rules. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Office
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Discovery of Breeding Pair — Flannery discovers the two guinea pigs are a breeding pair. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Storage
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Rapid Multiplication — The animals multiply quickly, filling up the railroad station. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Desperate Containment — Flannery resorts to increasingly desperate methods to keep them fed and contained. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Bureaucratic Escalation — Flannery's inquiry goes through several layers of bureaucracy. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Head Office
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Board Intervention — The inquiry reaches the company's president and board of directors.
Location: Boardroom
Bureaucratic Resolution
The board consults a zoologist who scientifically clarifies the animals' classification. Flannery receives the ruling and prepares to deliver the animals to McMorehouse.
Key Events
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Board Intervention — The inquiry reaches the company's president and board of directors.
Location: Boardroom
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Zoologist Consultation — The board brings in a zoologist for expert analysis.
Location: Boardroom
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Scientific Revelation — The zoologist informs them that guinea pigs are unrelated to pigs.
Location: Boardroom
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Fee Clarification Ruling — The board concludes the 44-cent pet rate should apply.
Location: Boardroom
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Urgent Delivery Attempt — Flannery rushes to McMorehouse to deliver the guinea pigs upon receiving the news. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Receiver's Relocation — Flannery discovers McMorehouse has moved. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: McMorehouse's Former Address
The Relocation Complication
Flannery discovers McMorehouse has moved, creating a new administrative hurdle. A second telegram is sent, and headquarters orders the animals to be shipped to the main office.
Key Events
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Receiver's Relocation — Flannery discovers McMorehouse has moved. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: McMorehouse's Former Address
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Second Telegram Sent — With no rule covering the move, Flannery again sends a telegram for clarification. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station Office
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Headquarters Directive — The railroad office tells Flannery to send the animals to the head office. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Head Office
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Mass Evacuation — Flannery packs the animals, now numbering a million and two, onto a departing train. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Infestation Peak — The population reaches a million, overwhelming all standard containment. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Administrative Stalemate — The office is unsure of the rule, highlighting bureaucratic inefficiency. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Head Office
Mass Evacuation and Vow
Flannery loads a million guinea pigs onto a departing train as the station descends into chaos. He concludes the ordeal by vowing to classify all four-legged animals as pets.
Key Events
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Mass Evacuation — Flannery packs the animals, now numbering a million and two, onto a departing train. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Station Havoc — The still-multiplying guinea pigs cause havoc in the office. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Policy Vow — Flannery swears to classify any four-legged animal as a pet in the future. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Station
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Bureaucratic Resolution — The administrative process concludes with the animals shipped out. Characters: Flannery (voice)
Location: Head Office
Flannery, a railway agent does everything by the book. He gets into a scrape with a customer, McMorehouse, who wants to pay 44 cents freight for two guinea pigs which he considers pets. Flannery, however, considers them pigs (freight 48 cents), a decision he begins to regret when the animals begin to reproduce.