Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The Roadster Rejection
A well-dressed gentleman attempts to charm two women but faces immediate rejection and vehicle malfunctions. His day begins with slapstick failures involving a roadster and a crossing pedestrian.
Key Events
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Limo Encounter — Gent gets lit by chauffeur, invites women to ride in his roadster. Location: Street
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Roadster Rejection — One woman slaps him and they walk off after he offers a ride. Location: Street
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Car Malfunctions — Car jumps back 10 feet on cranking, hits a crossing gent, backfires soot. Location: Street
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Workshop Waiting — Babe paces anxiously while waiting for his late employee. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Garage
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Sanitarium Accident — Plaster falls on Dr Brown; nurse helps him request wallpaper. Characters: Nurse Zenia Zane
Location: Sanitarium Room
The Sanitarium Contract
Babe Hardy waits for his late employee while receiving a wallpapering job request. The duo struggles with heavy transport, a manhole accident, and delivers the wrong cargo.
Key Events
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Sanitarium Accident — Plaster falls on Dr Brown; nurse helps him request wallpaper. Characters: Nurse Zenia Zane
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Late Arrival — Toff arrives 20 mins late; Babe gets call from Dr Brown. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Garage
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Cart Struggle — They pull a heavy cart; Toff falls into an open manhole. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Street
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Ambulance Rescue — Ambulance arrives to rescue Toff from the manhole. Location: Street
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Hill Climb & Crash — Cart rolls down hill, hits a man near billboards. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Hill
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Wrong Delivery — They accidentally pick up billposters instead of wallpaper. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Street
Wardroom Interactions
Upon arrival, Dr Brown demands artistic wallpaper. The workers unpack oversized tools, encounter eccentric patients, and Babe Hardy relaxes with alcohol from the urn.
Key Events
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Wrong Delivery — They accidentally pick up billposters instead of wallpaper. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Street
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Artistic Request — Dr Brown demands an artistic style for the room. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Equipment Unpacking — Man unpacks impossibly large equipment from a tiny case. Location: Sanitarium Room
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Bootlegger Patient — Introduced to patients, including a bootlegger who drank his own booze. Location: Ward
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Alcohol Indulgence — Babe drinks from the urn and becomes more pleasant. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Nurse Kiss — Nurse flirts and kisses the wallpaper man, causing him to faint. Characters: Nurse Zenia Zane
Location: Sanitarium Room
Paste Mayhem & Exit
Decorating turns disastrous as the wallpaper man gets trapped by his beard, a patient receives an ape head prank, and paste covers everything. They ultimately abandon the job.
Key Events
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Nurse Kiss — Nurse flirts and kisses the wallpaper man, causing him to faint. Characters: Nurse Zenia Zane
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Poached Egg Delusion — Doctor explains a patient believes he is a poached egg looking for toast. Location: Ward
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Walnut Mallet — A man breaks walnuts on another patient's head with a mallet. Location: Ward
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Beard Trapped — Toff pastes his beard to the table and cuts it free. Location: Sanitarium Room
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Ape Head Prank — A man enters and gets an ape picture stuck to his face. Location: Sanitarium Room
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Circus Posters — They decorate the room with circus posters, causing paste mayhem. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Job Abandoned — Mayhem ensues; they quit and leave the room in chaos. Characters: Paperhanger (as Babe Hardy)
Location: Sanitarium Room
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Cinematic Praise — Credit praises the chaos as Ringling Brothers worthy. Location: Screen
A paperhanger and his helper arrive at a sanitarium to do a job. The chubby paperhanger leaves most of the work to his thin assistant, who tries gamely but usually makes a mess. Various patients at the asylum interrupt and complicate the work, and, to the dismay of the lazy boss, a nurse is attracted to the helper. Amidst all the paste, ladders, brushes, and the images of circus and jungle animals on the wallpaper, is there any way this job gets done to the satisfaction of the sanitarium's director?