Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
Historical Context & Archive Foundation
The narrative establishes humanity's failed search for answers and introduces EIT.'s massive archive of collected media.
Key Events
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Historical Search for Answers — Humanity's eternal quest for meaning is introduced as fundamentally failed.
Location: Abstract Historical Space
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EIT. Archive Foundation — Everything Is Terrible. collects thousands of tapes and reinterprets shared memory.
Location: EIT. Archive
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Collaboration with Lucifer — EIT. partners with Lucifer to ingest satanic panic and religious kook tapes.
Location: Creative Studio
Collaborative Creation & Recontextualization
EIT. partners with Lucifer to ingest niche horror tapes and transforms them into a cohesive narrative feature.
Key Events
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Collaboration with Lucifer — EIT. partners with Lucifer to ingest satanic panic and religious kook tapes.
Location: Creative Studio
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Satanic Tape Ingestion — Over 2,000 niche horror tapes are consumed and processed by the collective.
Location: EIT. Archive
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Narrative Recontextualization — Raw footage is remixed into a cohesive narrative feature about human purpose.
Location: Editing Suite
Ritualistic Invitation & Surreal Journey
Viewers are initiated through a blood oath and plunged into a psychedelic landscape of surreal imagery and beliefs.
Key Events
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Initiation Blood Oath — Viewers are invited to swear allegiance and begin a psychedelic journey.
Location: Ritual Space
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Surreal Journey Elements — The narrative unfolds with evangelical ducks, goopy ghouls, and D&D believers.
Location: Dreamlike Landscape
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Live Show Preparation — Bedazzled Dadgods prepare for an all-new live presentation of the feature.
Location: Performance Venue
Live Presentation & Final Warning
The feature is unveiled in a live show format, culminating in a visceral warning about self-discovery.
Key Events
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Live Show Preparation — Bedazzled Dadgods prepare for an all-new live presentation of the feature.
Location: Performance Venue
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Feature Presentation — The Great Satan is unveiled to the initiated audience.
Location: Screen/Projection
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Final Mind Warning — A stark warning concludes the experience: rip your skull open to see your mind.
Location: Viewer's Mind