Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The NYC Swindlers
Arthur and Maurice survive as petty con artists and amateur actors in 1938 New York. Their reckless lifestyle culminates in a drunken clash with a pretentious Shakespearean actor.
Key Events
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NYC Street Swindles — The duo practices petty swindles and acting techniques in 1938 NYC. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: New York City
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Drunken Confrontation — A reckless drinking session escalates into a confrontation with Sir Jeremy Burtom. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: NYC Bar
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Forced Escape — Fleeing Burtom's wrath, the duo boards an ocean liner as stowaways. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: NYC Docks
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Stowaway Discovery — The pair hides among cargo, unaware of the eccentric passengers aboard. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Cargo Hold
Stowaway Escape
Fleeing the confrontation, the duo hides as stowaways on an ocean liner. They quickly discover their pursuer and a bizarre cast of passengers are also aboard.
Key Events
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Stowaway Discovery — The pair hides among cargo, unaware of the eccentric passengers aboard. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Cargo Hold
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Burtom Revealed — They discover Sir Jeremy Burtom is also a passenger on the same vessel. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Deck
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Happy Franks Sings — They encounter suicidal crooner Happy Franks sobbing through a song. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Lounge
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Mr. Sparks Tennis — Aging gay tennis player Mr. Sparks engages in a bizarre match. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Court
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Voltri's Language — First mate Voltri communicates in his own mad language while patrolling. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Corridor
Shipboard Mayhem
Mistaken identities and slapstick chaos erupt as the stowaways navigate eccentric passengers and a mad bomber first mate. Their acting skills become their only defense.
Key Events
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Voltri's Language — First mate Voltri communicates in his own mad language while patrolling. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Corridor
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Identity Mix-Up — Mistaken identities begin as the duo blends into the diverse passenger crowd. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Dining Hall
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Slapstick Chase — A frantic chase ensues through the ship's corridors amid general mayhem. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Stairwell
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Burtom's Pursuit — Sir Jeremy Burtom actively hunts the stowaways across the liner. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Bridge
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Voltri's Bombs — The mad bomber first mate threatens the vessel with explosives. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Engine Room
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Ensemble Chaos — All eccentric passengers converge, amplifying the outrageous dialogue. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Grand Hall
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Acting Performance — The duo uses their practiced acting techniques to navigate the crisis. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Theater
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Confrontation Peak — The stowaways face Burtom and Voltri simultaneously in a chaotic standoff. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Deck
Climax and Resolution
The confrontation with Burtom and Voltri peaks in a frenzy of pratfalls and outrageous dialogue. The duo ultimately survives the mayhem and returns to their old life.
Key Events
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Confrontation Peak — The stowaways face Burtom and Voltri simultaneously in a chaotic standoff. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Deck
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Mayhem Climax — Pratfalls and slapstick reach their peak as the ship's order collapses. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Exterior
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Burtom Defeated — The pretentious actor is outwitted or overwhelmed by the surrounding chaos. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Deck
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Ship Stabilized — The diverse ensemble calms down as the immediate threats subside. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Lounge
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Stowaways Exposed — The duo's hidden status is finally revealed to the crew and passengers. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: Ship Gangway
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New York Return — The pair escapes the liner, ready to resume their swindling and acting. Characters: Maurice, Arthur
Location: NYC Streets
Wrongly accused of physically abusing a fellow actor, starving thespians Arthur and Maurice find themselves pursued by the law aboard a cruise ship.