Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The Foolhardy Ascent
Schlitz ignores safety warnings and begins a solitary foot climb up Mt. Washington. He experiences a surreal daydream triggered by an opera playbill before collapsing in the mist and snow.
Key Events
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Arrival at Mountain Base — Schlitz arrives by car, finds road closed, begins foot ascent. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mt. Washington Trailhead
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Ignoring Hazard Warnings — Schlitz disregards safety signs and continues climbing. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Suitcase Inspection — Schlitz checks gear, finds wrong coat, playbill falls out. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Opera Daydream — Playbill triggers surreal vision of ballerina among rocks. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Boulder Field
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Lost in Hazy Mist — Visibility drops, Schlitz becomes disoriented and lost. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Collapse from Exhaustion — Schlitz faints as snow begins to fall heavily. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
Summit Arrival & Rest
After waking on the railway tracks, Schlitz reaches the observatory but is directed to stay in Camden Cottage. He observes the sunset and purchases skis the next morning.
Key Events
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Collapse from Exhaustion — Schlitz faints as snow begins to fall heavily. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Waking on Railway Tracks — Schlitz regains consciousness and follows tracks upward. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Cog Railway Tracks
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Summit Observatory Visit — Schlitz reaches the top but is redirected to a cottage. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Summit Observatory
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Camden Cottage Directive — Attendant enforces stay; Schlitz accepts the restriction. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Camden Cottage
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Sunset Observation — Schlitz watches the sunset from the cottage windows. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Camden Cottage Window
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Morning Ski Purchase — Schlitz buys skis and ventures out despite patchy snow. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Base
The Monk's Mischievous Traps
Schlitz chases his repeatedly dropped suitcase, encounters the Mad Monk's cliffside dummy trap, and retrieves his bag from a waterfall. He faces social rejection from hikers.
Key Events
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Morning Ski Purchase — Schlitz buys skis and ventures out despite patchy snow. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Base
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First Suitcase Drop — Schlitz accidentally drops his bag while skiing between rocks. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Rocky Terrain
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Monk's Dummy Trap — Monk lures Schlitz near a dangerous cliff using a fake skier. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Cliff Edge
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River Retrieval Attempt — Schlitz drops bag again, chases it into flowing water. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Snowmelt River
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Waterfall Plunge Rescue — Schlitz retrieves broken bag, drinks liquor, discards it. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Waterfall Plunge Pool
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Hiker Rejection — Schlitz approaches hikers, but they ignore his advances. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
Rescue & Departure
Slipping on banana peels left by the Monk, Schlitz loses consciousness. Rangers coordinate a stretcher descent, and he is driven away to the cheers of female hikers.
Key Events
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Hiker Rejection — Schlitz approaches hikers, but they ignore his advances. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Banana Peel Hazard — Monk drops peels; Schlitz slips and loses consciousness. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Bridge and Stone Steps
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Ranger Alert Response — Monk reports accident; rangers mobilize rescue team. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Ranger Station
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Stretcher Descent — Rangers carry unconscious Schlitz down to trailhead. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Trail
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Car Departure — Schlitz is placed in car; vehicle begins to pull away. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Trailhead
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Crowd Cheer Sendoff — Female hikers cheer as Schlitz departs the mountain. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Trailhead
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Final Departure — Schlitz and chauffeur drive away, concluding the journey. Characters: Dr. Wolfgang Schlitz
Location: Mountain Road