Goldilocks (1970) - a movie.
One summer day, Bing Crosby, his wife Kathryn and their two youngest children Mary Frances and Nathaniel are camping out on a fishing trip. Bing and the children have returned to camp from the lake with their day's catch. Upon showing their prizes to Kathryn, she recoils in disgust, saying "Them's that does the catch, does the cleanin". So Bing and the kids return to the lake, pull up a comfortable log upon which to sit and begin the chore. After a fashion, Mary tells her father that, apart fro...