Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
The Sabotaged Blueprint
The groom receives a kit house and begins assembly, unaware of crate tampering. Initial optimism quickly gives way to confusion as structural flaws emerge.
Key Events
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Kit House Delivery — Couple receives prefabricated house as wedding gift. Characters: The Groom
Location: Delivery Yard
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Instruction Manual Review — Groom examines numbered crate instructions. Characters: The Groom
Location: Delivery Yard
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Crate Assembly Begins — Groom begins assembling house materials. Characters: The Groom
Location: Construction Site
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Crate Renumbering — Rejected suitor secretly alters crate numbers. Characters: The Groom
Location: Construction Site
Architectural Chaos
Absurd design defects are revealed during party preparations. The house becomes a source of frustration and physical comedy.
Key Events
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Crate Renumbering — Rejected suitor secretly alters crate numbers. Characters: The Groom
Location: Construction Site
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Lopsided Structure Reveal — House reveals uneven structure and revolving walls. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Interior
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Exterior Kitchen Fixtures — Kitchen fixtures found placed on outside walls. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Exterior
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Air Door Hazard — Upper floor doors open directly onto thin air. Characters: The Groom
Location: Upper Floor
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Party Preparation — Groom prepares for Friday the 13th housewarming. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Interior
Storm and Relocation
A violent weather event forces the house to spin, leading to the discovery of a surveying error. The couple attempts a difficult move.
Key Events
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Party Preparation — Groom prepares for Friday the 13th housewarming. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Interior
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Friday Thirteen Storm — Severe storm arrives during the housewarming party. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Exterior
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Merry-Go-Round Spin — Storm forces house and occupants to spin rapidly. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Interior
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Wrong Lot Discovery — Groom realizes house was built on incorrect lot. Characters: The Groom
Location: House Foundation
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Roller Transport Attempt — Groom attempts to relocate house using rollers. Characters: The Groom
Location: Roadway
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Track Obstruction — Moving house stalls directly on active railroad tracks. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
Railroad Catastrophe
The relocation effort ends in disaster when the house stalls on active tracks. A second train destroys the structure, prompting a final departure.
Key Events
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Track Obstruction — Moving house stalls directly on active railroad tracks. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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Train Approach — Groom tries to push house clear of approaching train. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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Near Miss Relief — First train passes safely on adjacent track. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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False Calm — Groom believes danger has passed and house is safe. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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Second Train Strike — Second train strikes and demolishes the house. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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Total Demolition — House is completely destroyed by impact. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
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Sale Sign Placement — Groom attaches sale sign and manual to wreckage. Characters: The Groom
Location: Debris Site
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Final Departure — Groom walks away from the destroyed property. Characters: The Groom
Location: Railroad Tracks
Newlyweds receive a build-it-yourself house as a wedding gift—and the house can, supposedly, be built in "one week". A rejected suitor secretly re-numbers packing crates, and the husband struggles to assemble the house according to this new 'arrangement' of its parts.