Plot Analysis Summary
A sequence of disconnected comic sketches uses mock instruction, parody, and absurd reversals to culminate in a vocational misadventure.
Story Structure — 4 Plot Phases
Lessons in Absurdity
The Announcer introduces an instructional sketch about invisibility. The program then breaks its own flow with an announced interval and bizarre tape-recorder films.
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How Not to Be Seen — The Announcer introduces a mock lesson on how not to be seen. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Instructional film setting
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Invisible Residents Fail to Hide — Invisible residents demonstrate the complications of hiding, including choosing an obvious bush or going on holiday. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Instructional film setting
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Unexpected Interval — The picture apologizes for being shorter than expected and announces an interval. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Film program
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Tape Recorder Noses — Two brief films feature a man with a tape recorder in his nose and another with one in his brother's nose. Characters: Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert An
Location: Absurd interval films
Fruit, Fear, and False Danger
The program resumes with a tobacconist sequence and an increasingly exaggerated self-defence lesson involving fruit. A warning against silliness gives way to a melodramatic report about old ladies terrorizing young men.
Key Events
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Tobacconist Visitors — The program resumes with a comic sequence involving foreigners and Hungarians visiting a tobacconist. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Tobacconist shop
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Fruit-Based Self-Defence — The instructor teaches students to respond to attackers armed with different kinds of fruit. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L, Self-Defence Nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar Man / Sign Holder / Conrad Poohs
Location: Self-defence lesson
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Banana Lesson Escalates — Mr. Harrison attempts a banana attack, and the instructor warns the film against becoming silly. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L, Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Self-defence lesson
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City Under Granny Threat — A melodramatic report describes gangs of old ladies pushing defenseless young men off the pavement. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: City streets
Mock Sales and Strange Acts
Mock advertisements turn toothpaste, petrol, and defense into comic demonstrations, while a police siege becomes a teeth promotion. A nightclub performance by trained mice continues the collection of disconnected entertainment sketches.
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Absurd Advertising Demonstrations — The Shrill Petrol Announcer presents toothpaste, petrol, and international defense with absurd diagrams and toy-like demonstrations. Characters: Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert An
Location: Mock advertising presentation
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Siege Becomes Tooth Promotion — A police siege abruptly turns into an introduction for Conrad Poohs and his supposedly spectacular teeth. Characters: Self-Defence Nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar Man / Sign Holder / Conrad Poohs, Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert An
Location: Police siege presentation
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Mouse Organist Performance — Mouse Organist Ken Ewing presents trained mice as musical performers. Characters: Self-Defence Nun / Flasher / Uncle Sam / Caterpillar Man / Sign Holder / Conrad Poohs
Location: Nightclub
Parrot Complaint and Career Advice
A pet-shop argument over a dead parrot shifts into the employee's lumberjack fantasy and song. The closing sketch redirects an accountant's mistaken ambition to become a lion tamer toward a banking or insurance career.
Key Events
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Dead Parrot Dispute — A customer insists the parrot has ceased to exist, while the employee refuses to accept that it needs replacing. Characters: Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert An
Location: Pet shop
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Employee Reveals Lumberjack Dream — The employee reveals that he wanted to be a lumberjack, leading into a song about forests, work, and his imagined best girl. Characters: Gumby / Man with tape recorder / Phrasebook Author / Arthur Pewtey / Second self - defence student / Second Tenant / Lost His Wallet / Shrill Petrol Announcer / Milkman / Ernest Scribbler / Pet shop employee / Lumberjack / Headwaiter Gilberto / Herbert An, Best Girl
Location: Pet shop and imagined song setting
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Accountant Seeks Lion Taming — A frustrated accountant asks to become a lion tamer, citing zoo visits and a glowing hat as his experience. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Vocational guidance office
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Lion Mistaken for Anteater — The accountant's supposed animal experience is undermined when he has mistaken an anteater for a lion. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Vocational guidance office
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Career Redirected to Banking — After seeing a real lion, the accountant agrees to pursue lion taming through banking or insurance instead. Characters: Brother / Policeman / Defence attorney / British pedestrian / Mr. Harrison (Apricot) / The Colonel / 'Hell's Grannies' policeman / Jimmy Blankensop / Sir Edward Ross / Restaurant patron #1 / Letter Writer / Oliver St. John Mollusk / Mountie / Town Guild L
Location: Vocational guidance office