#Pregnancy Test - Anne mistakes Paul's (Trevor) iPod Shuffle for a pregnancy test. # Hitler Rap - Adolf Hitler (Trevor) stars in a rap video, "Triumph of the Ill". # Timmy Poops His Pants - At a boardroom meeting, Timmy defecates in his own pants and throws his own feces in the trash. An argument escalates as the other boardroom members find it infuriatingly gross. # Alcoholics Anonymous - Blackout: A drunkard misunderstands the purpose of an AA meeting. # Lincoln - At Ford's Theatre, during a b
#Rock and Roll Indiana Jones - Blackout: Indiana Jones (Trevor) protests against the auctioning of Peter Frampton's guitar. # Let's Wake Up the Neighbors - WKUK star in a reggaeton video about disturbing the peace. # Movie Pitching Guy - Enthusiastic mail worker Scott (Trevor) tries to quickly pitch movie ideas to the studio heads (Zach, Sam, Darren), and soon gets them all psyched. # Abdell Drums - (Timmy)'s parents (Zach, Sam) are upset that he bought an African djembe drummer (really a weed s
#Instant Karma Bigot - For every racial slur, (Zach) gets what's coming to him. #Weird - At a gentleman's club, Trevor, Zach and Timmy learn what a stripper (Darren) will do for money. #Joining the Army - Enthusiastic (Trevor) and (Zach) have a scenario in mind for what they'd do in the army. #JFK Assassination - In Dallas, during a visit from President John F. Kennedy (Zach), Vice President Lyndon Johnson (Sam) drops in on sniper Lee Harvey Oswald (Trevor) at the Dallas Book Depository, as part
# Scarin' Babies - Trevor attempts to scare a baby by warning it of its future college tuition and global warming. When that doesn’t work, he manages to succeed by screaming loudly. # Saturday - Man-child David (Trevor) sees Saturday as a day to run amok and shoot his bow and arrow. # Did You Date - (Timmy) is out to assault everyone who dated his girlfriend in high school. Trevor and Timmy attempt to boost WKUK DVD sales by bringing in a woman who takes off her top. # European History: 1620 - A
#Reverse Psychology - Sam becomes annoying after learning about reverse psychology. #You Son of a Bitch - (Trevor) finds a man (Darren) kicking another man (Sam) for killing his children, but when it’s revealed that the man being assaulted was an executioner who executed the man’s children on Death Row, it leads (Trevor) to switch sides and begin kicking (Darren). The cycle repeats until (Trevor) finds out that both men are guilty of something, and begins kicking both. It is then revealed that t
#John Cleese Sketch - Trevor and Sam perform a sketch sent to them by John Cleese. #Planet Earth Choke - Pilot for a new nature show hosted by (Sam). #Dad Wired Shut - Helen's (Darren) dad's (Trevor) mouth is wired shut so he has to eat in a special way... #A Is For - A rundown of crime novels written by Susan Merriweather, with their titles following the format of starting with a letter of the alphabet; it becomes clear that Merriweather has become exasperated and depressed at the fact that her
# Dear Black People - As a school project, 6-year-old Danny Mathison (Timmy) sends a letter to the black people of the world, apologizing for slavery in the United States, as well as any other such things to befall black people in years past. In response, the black people write back an angry, hostile message. # Hot Air Balloon Poop Rope - An American exchange student (Sam) takes a hot air balloon ride with a British family (Trevor, Zach, Darren), and suddenly needs to use the water closet. # Fir
#Pie - (Sam) realizes he's been typing on a pie instead of a keyboard. #Acting Class - On the last day of high school, seniors Darren and Timmy have to do a "cause and effect" exercise that counts for 50% of their grade. Timmy creeps Darren out with homo-erotic pantomiming, and Darren’s objections lead his teacher (Zach) to give him a failing grade for the school year. #Demon Ouija Board - Demon Balthasar (Trevor) is summoned from Hell to control the ouija board at a girls' slumber party. #Flowe
#Invincible Kid - Blackout: Trevor gives a pep talk to a kid. #Sniper Business - Jenkins (Zach) is warned by his war-hungry boss Mr. Welburn (Trevor) that there's a sniper on the roof of the headquarters of rival company Bergman-Sachs’ building across the street - hired to prevent a merger between the two corporations. A shocked and confused Jenkins watches his boss teach him how to handle these matters, by equipping a sniper rifle and taking down the sniper at Bergman-Sachs. #Dogs Love Boobs! -
#Jim Bust - JISM - In excitement, Trevor breaks the door to producer Jim Biederman's office and gives a proposal with a perverse acronym. #We Gon' Make Love - Trevor stars in a semi-sexy R&B video where he describes having sex with unconscious women. #Motorcycle Momma - Billy (Zach) wants to play a bizarre pretend game, but Timmy would rather play Sega. Billy's dad (Trevor) makes him disappear by repeating "I don't believe in you". #Jim Bust - Jim's Gay - Trevor asks Jim a trick question. #Timmy
#Shitchest Boner Neck - Three ambassadors (Trevor, Sam, Timmy) have trouble negotiating with two very peculiar (and gross) aliens (Darren, Zach). #Crack - In 1984, two hip-hop posers (Trevor, Sam) turn a black man into a crack dealer. #What is it Baby - Two sarcastic parents (Trevor, Zach) chide their crying infant child for waking them up at night. #Last Action Hero - A realistic twist on a scene from the movie.
#Yellow Mustard-ed - The hidden-camera reality show, You've Been Yellow Mustard-ed!, is both successful and controversial. #Kindergarten Cons - Another "fish-out-of-water" movie trailer, where five of the toughest convicted criminals are sent to kindergarten. #Table Monster - Debbie's (Sam) husband (Zach) has mastered the art of getting out of a dinner with his annoying wife and her annoying BFF (Trevor).