ted Season 2 (2024) Episodes & Character Maps

Key story beats

Phone Hotline Call — John Bennett and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline.
Investigation Begins — The phone-sex hotline call leads to an investigation.
Investigation Pressure — John Bennett and Ted face the consequences of the investigation caused by their call.
Hotline Fallout — The investigation closes the opening episode's phone-call storyline.
Risky Affair Begins — Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman.
Married Relationship Risk — Ted's new affair is risky because the woman is married.
Matty Faces Dysfunction — Matty Bennett deals with erectile dysfunction.
Parallel Personal Crises — Ted's risky affair and Matty Bennett's erectile dysfunction form the episode's two personal problems.
Dealer Sets Challenge — John Bennett, Ted, and Blaire Bennett must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
Campaign Quest — The trio undertakes the drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign.
Weed Motive — Completing the campaign is the condition for receiving weed.
Quest Outcome — The episode concludes the group's campaign-based attempt to score weed.
Rom-Com Marathon — Blaire Bennett holds a rom-com movie marathon that annoys Matty Bennett.
Marathon Conflict — Blaire Bennett's movie marathon creates friction with Matty Bennett.
Elderly Neighbor Double Date — Ted and John Bennett go on a double date with their elderly neighbor.