Central Park: Season 1

While waiting for the bus, Cartman explains his nightmare where he was drug out of bed and anally probed by aliens, which slowly becomes true when Kyle's baby brother Ike is kidnapped. He, Stan, and Kenny go to extreme lengths to rescue him. Despite the circumstances, Cartman remains in denial, even when he has stomach issues, which, in a chain of events, unravels to a satellite dish, baiting the aliens and saving Ike.

On a weekend trip, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny go hunting with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Ned Gerblanski, where they sing songs, blow up fish, and drink massive amounts of beer. Meanwhile, Randy, a geologist, discovers that the mountain is an active volcano that is about to erupt. The town gathers its officials to save the hunters, with a little help from a creature from one of Cartman's stories.

After winning an award for an environmental essay, the town invites Kathie Lee Gifford to present the award. However, Mr. Garrison, driven by Mr. Hat, plots to assassinate her after losing to her in a talent show. Meanwhile, Cartman uses a dietary supplement to lose weight, but accidentally becomes the fattest person in all of South Park. Wendy discovers that he cheated, but nobody cares because Mr. Garrison accidentally murders Kenny. As a result, he is sent to a psychiatric hospital. In the en

Due to his dog Sparky's actions of mating with other male dogs, Stan becomes embarrassed when Cartman makes fun of him for having a homosexual dog. Things get worse when Mr. Garrison expresses homophobia toward Sparky. In a final desperate attempt, Stan tries to hook Sparky up with a female dog, but it also fails when Sparky pickpockets her. In the end, the dog runs away to Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, where he finds peace, and Stan learns the values of being gay. Meanwhile, Jimbo places a bet

Stan complains to the boys about his abusive sister, Shelley, while Kyle's mom, Sheila, refuses to let him keep an elephant. In response, he and Cartman decide to crossbreed the elephant with Cartman's pet pig to create a smaller elephant and win a science contest against Terrance, who proposes a bet. They visit Terrance's father, Dr. Mephesto, who claims that their crossbreeding idea is unrealistic and won't work. On their way out, he secretly takes a blood sample from Stan. With advice from Ch

On Stan's grandpa's 102nd birthday, he urges Stan to kill him, as he feels too weak to do it himself. Stan refuses multiple times, fearing the trouble he might get into, but his grandpa continues to push him. Meanwhile, Sheila organizes a boycott against the boys' favorite show, Terrance and Phillip, due to its obnoxious humor. The boycott spreads among the adults, ultimately succeeding when a mass protest ends in suicide, and the show is replaced by She's the Sheriff. Feeling guilt-tripped, Sta

Following his death from being crushed by the MIR Space Station, Kenny's embalming is poisoned with Worcestershire sauce, leading to his rise as a zombie. He goes to school as usual, with everyone believing he's cosplaying for Halloween. Stan dresses as Raggedy Andy, Kyle as Chewbacca, and Cartman (originally dressed as Adolf Hitler) ends up resembling a Ku Klux Klan member as a ghost. As the zombie apocalypse begins to spread throughout town, the doctors misdiagnose the condition as pinkeye, an

Driven by a commercial featuring Sally Struthers, which promises a Teiko digital sports watch for charity for an Ethiopian child, the boys decide to donate. However, instead of receiving a watch, they unexpectedly adopt a child named Starvin' Marvin. They have him stay with them and take him to a buffet for $7 (which Kenny can't afford). Cartman misunderstands the concept of Thanksgiving and refuses to share his food with Marvin, even stealing the latter's meal. Dr. Mephesto stirs up trouble onc

Sheila protests against the school's Christian Christmas play, complaining that it offends Jewish people. This leads the whole town to abandon the holiday and religion altogether. Kyle feels guilty for the situation and wishes he could be like the other kids. Desperate, he turns to Mr. Hankey, a literal piece of poo in his bathroom, who sings about Noel. Kyle first gets caught with the feces in his hands and later accidentally puts it in Mr. Mackey's coffee mug. The town attempts to put on a rel

As Cartman prepares for his birthday party, a new student named Damien is neglected by the boys due to his violent behavior. In response, Damien turns Kenny into a platypus while Cartman is giving instructions about his gifts and schedules a fight between his father, Satan, and Jesus. At Cartman’s party, Damien gains respect by bullying Pip, and Cartman beats up Kyle for giving him Ants in the Pants as a gift, causing the party to be canceled. Everyone then heads to the much-anticipated fight, w