Friends: Season 9

After Rachel mistakenly thinks Joey proposed, he tries to explain that it was a misunderstanding, but has difficulty finding an opportune moment. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby, while Ross, unaware that Joey has proposed to Rachel, plans to ask her if she wants to resume their relationship.

Rachel is unable to get Emma to stop crying after waking her. Chandler falls asleep at a staff meeting and upon waking, accidentally agrees to relocate to Tulsa. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross end up in the hospital after Ross, still angry at Joey for proposing to Rachel, attempted to slug Joey, missing him and hitting the coffeehouse pole instead.

Monica is offered a great job in New York City and Chandler, unable to get out of moving to Tulsa, is forced to commute back and forth between the two cities. Phoebe and Joey set each other up on blind dates. Joey finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) for Phoebe's date. Rachel's pediatrician, Dr. Weiner, drops her due to her obsessive phone calls. She then takes Emma to Dr. Gettleman, Ross and Monica's pediatrician as children, but learns that Ross is still his patient. Note: This is

Monica visits Chandler in Tulsa, surprising him while he is watching porn in his hotel room. In a panic, he switches on a shark documentary, leading Monica to believe that sea creatures turn him on. Joey thinks he has already slept with the girl he is dating. Phoebe fears losing Mike, after Ross tells him she has never had a long-term relationship. To make amends, Ross talks to Mike, but makes up a story that Phoebe had a six-year long relationship with an East Indian man named Vikram.

The gang is celebrating Phoebe's birthday at a fancy restaurant, but only she and Joey are on time: Monica finds out Chandler smoked with his colleagues in Tulsa and gets into a fight with him, which later ends up with her tricking him into having sex with her since she is ovulating; Ross and Rachel get locked outside their apartment with Emma inside and frantically try to get back in. When everyone finally makes it to dinner, Phoebe then leaves to meet Mike when he finishes work early. Then, Ro

Ross and Rachel hire Sandy (Freddie Prinze Jr.), a male nanny. Even though Sandy says he is straight, Ross finds him a bit feminine and does not like the influence he has on, not only Rachel, but Joey as well. After finding out that Sandy plays the recorder, can bake and does puppet shows, Ross fires him. Sandy does not take it badly, and instead comforts Ross about his childhood which involved bad memories of his father Jack. Chandler, while in Tulsa, freaks out when Monica tells him that a man

Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh - singing Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." Needless to say, Rachel isn't as amused, once she finds out. Meanwhile, Phoebe meets Mike's parents and tries her best to leave a good impression. Also, while viewing Richard's old apartment, Joey and Chandler discover a video tape with Monica's name on it, which causes Chandler to freak out, since he thinks it's a sex tape.

Rachel's sister Amy (Christina Applegate) unexpectedly shows up at Thanksgiving, so Rachel invites her to join the gang for dinner. Meeting Emma prompts Amy to bizarrely raise the question of Emma's custody if, hypothetically, Rachel and Ross were both to die. Rachel and Ross's answer upsets both Amy and Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica is acutely anxious about their expensive china plates they are using for the first time, and Phoebe tries to coach Joey how to lie convincingly, after Joey forgets to

On a girls' night out with Phoebe, Rachel gives a guy her phone number, but instantly regrets it after realizing she would need to move on from Ross. Joey thinks Monica is having an affair when Chandler claims he needs to work, as he does not want to lie to Joey about wanting to spend time with Monica rather than going to a game with him. While Phoebe and Rachel are out, Ross invites Mike to hang out, but they struggle to find something to talk about. Special Guest: Paul Rudd as Mike

Chandler, stuck in Tulsa on Christmas Eve, notices the low morale in the meeting he is in and sends all his colleagues back to their homes. However, a female co-worker Wendy (Selma Blair) stays back with him after angering the insurance workers. While talking to Monica, he notices that she is becoming paranoid of Wendy and thinks that he is cheating on her. After convincing her that there is nothing going on between him and Wendy, Chandler ends the call, only for Wendy to make a pass at him. Hav

Chandler starts looking for a job and is anxious about having a baby with Monica while uncertain about his career prospects. Meanwhile, Rachel visits work and finds out that during her leave, a guy named Gavin has been temporarily assigned to take care of her job. She starts to feel insecure about her job position and decides to come back from her leave early. Also, Phoebe works as an extra on Joey's TV show and brings even more drama to the set.

Phoebe adopts an orphaned rat family. Ross and Rachel hire a new nanny – Molly (Melissa George), but Ross becomes concerned when Joey starts hitting on her. He is relieved to discover Molly is a lesbian, but Joey is more encouraged. Rachel continues quarreling with Gavin, but when he arrives with a gift for her at her birthday party, they kiss on Monica and Chandler's balcony; unbeknownst to her, Ross, caring for Emma, sees them. Guest stars: Paul Rudd as Mike & Dermot Mulroney as Gavin

Phoebe urges Monica to sing at Mike's piano bar. The audience loves her but this may be because the spotlight reveals she is not wearing a bra under her see-through blouse. Meanwhile, an angry Ross is thinking Rachel is moving on without telling him, so her tries to find a date, eventually taking home a woman who just broke up with her boyfriend. Rachel arrives, wanting to talk with Ross, and after a big argument, she takes Emma and moves back in with Joey. Special Guest: Paul Rudd as Mike & Der

To get Ross and Rachel to realize they are perfect for each other, Phoebe and Joey set them up on bad blind dates: Phoebe sets Rachel up with a unpaid shirt-maker who criticises himself and tries to make others feel pity for him while Joey, accidentally finding Ross "his perfect woman", tells the date that it is off, making Ross think that the date stood him up. At the end of the episode, Ross and Rachel come to the conclusion that Phoebe and Joey intentionally set them up on bad blind dates and

Phoebe and Ross get mugged by one of Phoebe's old friends from the street (Kyle Gass), but when her friend recognises her, he lets them go. Ross then finds out that Phoebe was the person who mugged him when he was a teenager and stole his original comic book "Science Boy". Meanwhile, Chandler lands an unpaid advertising internship, but feels out of place due to his age after seeing that the other interns are teenagers. Joey auditions for a Broadway play starring Leonard Hayes (Jeff Goldblum), bu

Chandler and Monica separately ask Joey for a loan. When Chandler discovers Monica asked Joey for money, saying Bings never ask for money, Joey claims Monica needed the cash for a boob job. Rachel tries to baby-proof the apartment by herself but realizes she cannot, so she hires a handyman. This results in Joey desperately trying to open the refrigerator and, once he does, taking all the food out so that he does not have to try and open it again. Mike tells Phoebe that he never wants to marry ag

Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college's alumni website, namely that Chandler is gay and Ross is dead. Meanwhile, Joey and Emma fight over Joey's "bedtime penguin pal" Hugsy. Joey desperately tries to get his original Hugsy back, including getting Emma a new one. Phoebe asks Monica to help her get over Mike using any means necessary.

Monica leads the gang, except for a scoffing Ross, to purchase a bunch of lottery tickets for the multi-million-dollar powerball jackpot. However, as they gleefully plot about how they will spend the fortune if they win, they start bickering among themselves until Phoebe takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Chandler frets as he waits for a phone call about a hiring job position and Rachel thinks baby Emma is close to saying her first words.

After seeing him practice and then film a scene from Days of Our Lives, Rachel develops feelings for Joey. In a dream, she kisses Joey. Phoebe performs street music at Monica's restaurant, much to Monica's dismay. Chandler plans a weekend away in Vermont with Monica, but has to take Ross instead after Monica becomes unavailable. There, Ross becomes high on sugar and suggests they steal all the non-important hotel items after the hotel takes $600 from Chandler. When they do so and attempt to leav

Rachel struggles with her feelings for an oblivious Joey, who holds a Days of Our Lives cast party, but does not want any of his friends to attend. Ross develops a crush on another professor, Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who has only ever dated Nobel Prize winners. He and Rachel catch her and Joey kissing at the party. Guest star: Alex Borstein as the Bitter woman on stage

Chandler and Monica undergo fertility testing and are surprised to encounter Janice. Chandler is afraid of ejaculating in a cup. Once they return, they find out that they can't get pregnant. Meanwhile, Rachel makes an appointment at a massage place. Phoebe tells her the place is horrible and rips up Rachel's certificate. Rachel tapes the certificate back together and goes to the massage place against Phoebe's wishes, but she doesn't know that Phoebe actually works there. In multiple attempts, Ph

After learning they are reproductively incompatible, Chandler and Monica search for a sperm donor. After interviewing a suitable potential candidate (John Stamos), they decide to adopt instead. Phoebe realizes Rachel's feelings for Joey when she and Rachel take Charlie shopping, and Rachel fears Charlie heard that she likes Joey. Instead, Charlie believes that Phoebe likes Joey and thanks Rachel for convincing her not to make a move. While getting ready to go to Mike's sister's party, Phoebe mee

The gang heads down to Barbados for the paleontology conference. While Ross and Charlie are excited about attending multiple seminars, the rest of the gang just want to enjoy their time on the beach but the rainy weather prevents them from doing so. Things, however, are far from boring - Phoebe discovers that she still has feelings for Mike even though she enjoys spending time with David, Rachel feels lonely and struggles to keep her feelings about Joey to herself, and Chandler is amused by Moni