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Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo George Sr. bails Connie and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
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Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific Sheldon and Missy try to help the family’s finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
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Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Also, Mary tries her hand at writing and Mandy needs a new place to live.
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Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and Connie.
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A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' At college, Sheldon decides to expand his responsibilities and become a dorm resident advisor. Also, Connie and Dale make a sketchy business deal, and Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
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An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Also, Mandy discovers Georgie and Connie's secret business.
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A Tougher Nut and a Note on File Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
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Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Connie's video store.
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College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
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Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
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Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
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A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, Audrey, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
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A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters Paige drags Sheldon to a college party and Missy gets caught in a lie.
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A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
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Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Also, Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents and Missy feels forgotten.
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A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
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A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult Georgie goes on a birthday date and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
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Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
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A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
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German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat The gambling room gets broken into and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
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A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
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A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.