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818-JKLPUZO Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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Mmm, Fish. Yum. Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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For the Sake of the Child Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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Give Me Your Thumb Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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Untainted by Filth Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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Warning, It's Dirty Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
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Yay, No Polyps! Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
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Crude and Uncalled For Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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Tinkle Like a Princess Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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I Found Your Moustache Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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I Called Him Magoo Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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Gumby with a Pokey Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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This Is Not Gonna End Well Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.