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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
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A Pudding-Filled Cactus After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
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Springtime on a Stick Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
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A Good Time in Central Africa When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
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Dead from the Waist Down Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
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Lookin' for Japanese Subs Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
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That Darn Priest Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.