Four vampire roommates live together in Staten Island: Nandor the Relentless, the self-appointed leader of the house; Laszlo and Nadja, a married couple; and Colin Robinson, an energy vampire who works in an office and drains humans of their energy by boring or irritating them. The other vampires are often annoyed by his presence. They are joined by their familiars, including Guillermo, who has served Nandor for ten years and hopes to become a vampire one day. Nadja believes she has found her fo
The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.
The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.
The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.
Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.
The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out on the town.
The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.
Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.