The vampires' long-lost fifth roommate returns.
Guillermo gets a new job, and Colin helps Laszlo make a new friend.
A dispute over who gets to use the newly available empty room under the stairs gets out of control.
Laszlo and Colin help neighbor Sean find a new job at the railroad at which they claim to work.
The vampires are sent on a mission to New Hampshire to retrieve Nandor, who has lost his mind.
Baron Afanas wakes up and demands the vampires take him out to see the city. The vampires are sick and tired of the Baron's old fashioned ideas, so they intend on killing him. The vampires and the Baron go out and spend the night going to various bars and nightclubs, where they drink blood of drugged clubbers and allow the Baron to eat pizza (with disastrous results as vampires cannot consume human food without being violently sick). After returning home in the morning, the Baron is accidentally
Laszlo and Nandor try to exorcise the demon who had possessed their neighbor Sean.
Colin and Nadja have a couples' night with an old friend, while Nandor and Laszlo battle the film crew that have invaded their neighborhood.
The vampires get blamed for a murder at a meeting of all the New York vampires and must find a way back to the safety of Staten Island.
The vampires go to an office party to celebrate Guillermo's promotion.
A surprising twist leads to a change of plans.