What We Do in the Shadows: Season 3

Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.

A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.

Laszlo finds that his topiary garden has been urinated on by werewolves and sets traps, sparking a feud with the pack. Following the 1993 pact, Nandor engages in single combat with the werewolf pack's champion, ending with him throwing a chew-toy off a roof to win. Meanwhile, Colin Robinson competes with Evie, an emotional vampire at work who feeds on the sympathy of her co-workers by telling upsetting or depressing stories. They eventually decide to team up and have a brief relationship, before

The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.

Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.

An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.

Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.

Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.

Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.

The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own.