When the youngest Belcher comes down with an epic case of the flu, Linda has a mishap as she tries to deliver Louise's favorite toy to her daughter's bedside. After Louise vows that she will never forgive her family for their mistake, she falls into a wild fever dream filled with familiar faces, zany musical numbers and a crazy adventure.
Teddy tries to impress his ex-wife, Denise, when the Belchers accompany him for a ride on his newly restored boat. Meanwhile, Tina takes care of Bob's restaurant eraser, in an attempt to get her own cell phone.
With Halloween quickly approaching, Tina reveals her brilliant idea that will finally win her first place in the annual costume contest. When Tammy steals her idea, Tina is forced to seek the help of Mr. Ambrose, who leads her to alternate and other-worldly methods of winning. Meanwhile, Bob is on a mission to figure out who is stealing his perfectly crafted pumpkins.
The Belchers find themselves in a full-blown investigation when Bob secures a new meat provider who claims to save clients money on their orders.
When Tina has a mishap that lands her in detention, Bob and Linda don't have a babysitter for their other kids, forcing them to let Gene and Louise stay at home alone. With the house to themselves, the younger Belchers find themselves in a sticky situation, while Bob and Linda get into surprising trouble with their accountant.
When Mr. Frond’s annual play threatens to ruin the half day before Thanksgiving, Gene and Louise decide they need to sabotage it in order to save their long weekend. Unknowingly, Tina provides her holiday fan fiction as the subject matter and the kids get to work on their own version of the play. Meanwhile, Linda finds a potato with a striking resemblance to her late grandfather.
As the Belchers prepare for Christmas, Bob gets an unexpected call from Mr. Fischoeder asking him to bring food to a party at his home. When Bob arrives, he discovers that he has gotten involved in an intense gingerbread house building competition with Mr. Fischoeder's rowdy group of friends. Meanwhile, Linda and Teddy try to inspire some Christmas cheer in the neighbors as they take the kids caroling.
When Tina hurts her ankle, she is offered a chance to try a new technology that allows her to telecommute to school. Meanwhile, Bob gets a banjo and tries to find his perfect "banjo moment".
As Valentine's Day approaches, the kids find themselves in love-caused chaos. Meanwhile, Bob attempts to impress Linda with a romantic gesture.
When Bob finds out that Linda has secured a pet agent to fund the showbiz career of Gayle's cat, Mr. Business, he attempts to help the cat in getting his big break. Meanwhile, Gene and Tina secretly become obsessed with eating cat food.
Louise must defend one of her biggest foes during a mock-trial at Wagstaff. Meanwhile, Bob teams up with Jimmy Pesto to oust a regular food-scammer.
When Gene finds out that the formula for his favorite chocolate has changed, he attempts to resolve the situation with the company's head. Meanwhile, Bob gets involved in one of Teddy's not-so-perfect plans.
Linda jumps at the chance to chaperone Tina's weekend away at a heroine conference, but Tina's new friend could put Linda's perfect weekend in jeopardy. Meanwhile, the younger Belchers have plans for their weekend alone with Bob. What could possibly go wrong?
When Tina learns that the Touch n' Sea Aquarium is in danger of shutting down, Gene and Louise decide to help her come up with a plan to save it. Meanwhile, Bob finds himself learning a few things from Linda's customer service skills.
Tina unexpectedly finds success and a relationship with Henry when she is recruited by Wagstaff's debate team. Meanwhile, Gene and Louise convince Bob and Linda to help fund their stop-motion film.
The annual Easter egg hunt always brings out the competitive sides of Bob and Linda, but this time, the game goes awry. After the Belcher parents have a little too much fun hiding the eggs, the entire family is enlisted in finding the lone egg that is quickly rotting in its hiding place. Don't miss the calamity that ensues
Linda wins a dream weekend at the house where her favorite TV show is filmed, but her trip does not go as planned. Meanwhile, Teddy looks after the kids, but his bad back forces him to stay on the floor.
Gene goes with Bob to the planetarium's final rock-and-roll laser show. Meanwhile, Linda, Louise, and Tina go out to dinner at a wacky restaurant, where Louise has a revelation.
After Louise gets in trouble at school, Linda is forced to meet with Mr. Frond and potentially could lose her hard-earned position as the Wagstaff bake sale leader. When she finds out that her daughter was actually trying to help another student, Linda is torn between following school policy or her own moral code.
Linda comes down with a cold and cannot attend the Mother's Day show at Wagstaff, so the kids decide to put on their version of the pageant for her when Bob's camcorder malfunctions.
With the promise of an easy win, Teddy persuades Bob to enter the Bog to Beach parade float contest, despite the rainy weather that will occur on the day of the parade.
When Bob finally realizes his dream of becoming an outdoorsman, he goes to a wilderness survival store that's going out of business -- and ends up locked there overnight with the store's owner, Austin (voiced by Rob Riggle). Meanwhile, Linda and the kids attend a rehearsal for Gayle's one-woman show and Linda and Gayle get into an argument over an encounter they had with Delta Burke.