Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 3

The duo go to a comedy club where Butt-Head's stand-up comedy fails. When Beavis takes his turn on stage, he sets fire to the building after burning newspapers with which to juggle. *This episode was blamed for a fire-related incident in Ohio. Featured videos: * Primus – "My Name Is Mud" * Tiffany – "I Think We're Alone Now" * Vince Neil – "Sister of Pain" * Belly – "Feed the Tree"

The two are hired to wash a Chevrolet Corvair in order to pay for new TV remote batteries, but decide to take it for a ride. They stop on a junction, where another car crashes into it. Featured videos: * 24-7 Spyz – "Stuntman" * Bon Jovi – "In These Arms" * Vanessa Williams – "Work to Do"

The two search their couch for interesting items to use as bait to fish out of their window onto the street while they sit on their couch. They catch a raccoon, Stewart, and an elderly woman. The woman leaves, but Stewart sticks around in the hopes of being accepted as cool. Butt-Head sees a police car outside and hands the fishing rod to Stewart. A policeman kicks the door down to find Stewart holding the fishing rod, and arrests him. Featured videos: * INXS – "Not Enough Time" * Danzig – "Moth

Under threat of possible death from Earl, a gun-toting classmate, the duo assume ridiculous disguises and pretend to be exchange students. When someone outside the class fires at them, the two exonerate Earl, and in gratitude, Earl spares their lives. Featured videos: * Run–D.M.C. – "Down with the King" * Megadeth – "Sweating Bullets" * Frank Black – "Los Angeles"

The duo conceive a plot to kidnap Stewart for ransom so they can attend a heavy metal concert. Featured videos: * Kix – "Cool Kids" * Kylie Minogue – "Locomotion" * Raging Slab – "Anywhere but Here" * White Zombie – "Welcome to Planet Motherfucker"

The duo's plot backfires when they realise the oblivious Stewart is too annoying to have around. Featured videos: * Led Zeppelin – "Over the Hills and Far Away" * The Shamen – "Ebeneezer Goode" * Blondie – "Rapture" * Beastie Boys – "Gratitude"

Beavis and Butt-Head, upon discovering the concept of a nudist colony, attempt to join one. They cannot afford the membership fee, so they climb over the wall. Featured videos: * Stone Temple Pilots – "Plush" * Karyn White – "The Way I Feel About You" * Cycle Sluts From Hell – "I Wish You Were a Beer" * Odds – "Heterosexual Man"

The duo go storm chasing upon hearing a tornado is about to hit, when they visit a trailer park and meet two girls who want to have sex for the last time. The tornado hits just as the boys make their move. They survive, while the girls end up in the Land of Oz. Featured videos: * Ministry – "Just One Fix" * Accept – "Balls to the Wall" * Samantha Fox – "Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)" * PJ Harvey – "50ft Queenie"

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Mr. Van Driessen to clean his house, but the duo end up destroying his entire 8-track tape collection. Featured videos: * Krokus – "School's Out" * The Mission – "Like a Child Again" * Army of Lovers – "Crucified"

The duo get a dollar and win $500 by buying a lottery ticket. They then buy a riding mower, which they use to cut a circle-A in the lawn in front of Highland High School. Featured videos: * ZZ Top – "Viva Las Vegas" * MARRS – "Pump Up the Volume" * Alien Sex Fiend – "Now I'm Feeling Zombified" * Ugly Kid Joe – "Neighbor"

Principal McVicker restarts a Scared Straight program and the duo find themselves having fun in prison. Featured videos: * Judas Priest – "Breaking the Law" * Plasmatics – "The Damned" ** AC/DC – "Highway to Hell (Live)" (substitute video for "The Damned") ** U2 – "Lemon" (alternative substitute for "The Damned") * The Dead Milkmen – "Punk Rock Girl"

Beavis and Butt-Head enter a bratwurst-eating contest. They are unaware of and unable to pay the entrance fee, so they have to work with frogs to pay it. Featured videos: * U2 – "Mysterious Ways" * Circus of Power – "Heaven or Hell" * David Lee Roth – "Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody"

Coach Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-Head to buy jockstraps for gym class because neither of them have any. The store's smallest supporters are too big for both of them, so they are given eyepatches instead, which Daria writes about in the school paper. Featured videos: * Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Breaking the Girl" * DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble"

The duo sell sperm at the offices of Dr. Rod Johnson, and buy porn magazines with the money. Featured videos: * Peter Gabriel – "Sledgehammer" * Pantera – "Mouth for War" * Siouxsie and the Banshees – "Peek-a-Boo" * Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Suck My Kiss"

Disgusted with their pathetic physiques, Coach Buzzcut decides to enlist Beavis and Butt-Head in a weight training course. Featured videos: * Milli Vanilli – "Baby Don't Forget My Number" * Journey – "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" * Onyx featuring Biohazard – "Slam" * Eddie Money – "Shakin'"

President Bill Clinton is about to visit Highland High, so McVicker does his best to keep Beavis and Butt-Head preoccupied by sending the boys off-campus. Featured videos: * Tag Team – "Whoomp! (There It Is)" * Daisy Chainsaw – "Love Your Money" * Tool – "Sober"

The duo still find their way back into the gymnasium where the President is giving an assembly. Featured videos: * Rollins Band – "Low Self Opinion" * Suzanne Vega – "Blood Makes Noise" * The Georgia Satellites – "Keep Your Hands to Yourself"

After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

The duo take to bowling as their latest activity. While there, they steal Mr. Anderson's bowling ball, put firecrackers in it and drop it from the roof of the building onto the street. Anderson is arrested for the 'bombing'. Featured videos: * Dread Zeppelin – "Heartbreaker" * Skatenigs – "Chemical Imbalance" * Skid Row – "Monkey Business"

The two try to score chicks while hitchhiking, but unwittingly join a cult. Featured videos: * Helloween – "Halloween" * The Dickies – "Killer Klowns" * The Sisters of Mercy – "Doctor Jeep" * Electric Sun – "The Night the Master Comes" * Prong – "Prove You Wrong"

The duo end up at the cult of a man claiming to be God. Featured videos: * Alice Cooper – "Welcome to My Nightmare" * Bauhaus – "Ziggy Stardust" * Madonna – "Fever" * Bananarama – "Venus"

The duo arrive at a local bank, where they find that someone has left their bank card in the ATM. Beavis correctly guesses the card's pin code, and the duo pocket thousands of dollars from the person's account. The incident is captured on CCTV and ends up being shown on America's Most Hated (a spoof of America's Most Wanted). It is revealed that the bank card belongs to a professional basketball player, and the pin code guessed by Beavis was "balls". The police draft in an armed team (shown on T

After being locked up for egging Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-Head face trial. However, they have no defense, except from Butt-Head, who momentarily trips up Mr. Anderson on the witness stand. This nearly gets them acquitted, but the district attorney notices Butt-Head said something that was not part of the police interviews or the trial testimony. Beavis and Butt-Head are convicted and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, during which they are meant to help other kids; instead

The two attempt to join the gang of Todd, an aggressive delinquent they admire. They are made to ride together in the trunk of his car as an initiation test, but afterwards he rejects them. Featured videos: * Rick James – "Superfreak" * Scandal – "Goodbye to You" * T'Pau – "Heart and Soul" * Biz Markie – "Just a Friend" * Joan Jett – "Do You Wanna Touch Me" * Depeche Mode – "I Feel You"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Stewart's house, where they pick up an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mother. They go outside and use it as a frisbee. Featured videos: * Dolly Parton – "More Where That Came From" * King Missile – "Martin Scorsese" * Quicksand – "Dine Alone" * Chris Isaak – "Wicked Game"

Mr. Van Driessen takes the duo and Stewart on a canoe trip. At their camp, Beavis and Butt-Head use poison ivy as toilet paper and a bear attacks Van Driessen. *Never released on any home video. Featured videos: * Frank Zappa – "You Are What You Is" * The Europeans – "The Animal Song" * Motörhead – "No Voices in the Sky" * The Replacements – "Bastards of Young"

The duo ace a placement test by filling out the multiple choice answers at random and are moved up to a gifted class. There, they accidentally cause damage to a student's brain and he is demoted to Beavis and Butt-Head's old class. Featured videos: * Infectious Grooves – "Three Headed Mind Pollution" * Ethyl Meatplow – "Devil's Johnson" * Rockwell – "Somebody's Watching Me"

The duo befriend a foreign exchange student from Japan. They make him as dumb as they are, which greatly disappoints his parents when he returns to Japan. Featured videos: * Madness – "One Step Beyond" * Jordy – "Dur dur d'être bébé!" * Cypress Hill – "Insane in the Brain" * Art of Noise – "Close (To the Edit)"