Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 5

Due to their stupidity, Beavis and Butt-Head are progressively demoted from their original class down to kindergarten, where they wreak havoc. Featured videos * Soundgarden – "Black Hole Sun" * Violent Femmes – "Breakin' Up" * The Dylans – "Grudge"

The duo try to find things to do when there is nothing they want to watch on TV. Featured videos * Rick Derringer – "Real American" * The Fabulous Thunderbirds – "Wrap It Up" * Sam Harris – "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" * Napalm Death – "Plague Rages"

Beavis and Butt-Head want beards so that chicks will find them manly and cool. Featured videos * Ratt – "I Want a Woman" * Stakka Bo – "Here We Go (Stakka Bo song)" * Sugartooth – "Sold My Fortune"

Butt-Head, then later Beavis, end up choking on a piece of chicken while watching TV. Featured videos * Didjits – "Judge Hot Fudge" * Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne – "Close My Eyes Forever" * De La Soul – "Ego Trippin' (Part Two)"

Todd is on the run from some rival gang members, as well as the police, so he uses Beavis and Butt-Head's house as a hideout. Featured videos * Crowbar – "Existence Is Punishment" * Brian Setzer – "Rebelene" * Pia Zadora – "Rock It Out"

The duo start jobs as telemarketers at a call center. Featured videos * Stone Temple Pilots – "Vasoline" * Archers of Loaf – "Web in Front" * Stacey Q – "Two of Hearts" * Infectious Grooves – "Violent and Funky"

For a 10-mile charity walkathon, the duo unwittingly pledge $10 each per mile to Daria. She pledges them a nickel between them per mile. After they finish, they are asked for the $100 apiece that they owe. They do not have it, so are told to 'walk it off' at a rate of 5c per mile. Featured videos * Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper – "Elvis Is Everywhere" * The Grays – "Very Best Years" * Tori Amos – "God" * Godspeed – "Houston St."

The duo get off the school bus part-way through their journey to school, after Butt-Head falsely claims to the driver that they have an emergency. They walk into a real estate office and are wrongly assumed to be temps. Butt-Head photocopies his buttocks and Beavis types in a manic and random way. The two actual temps arrive, and Beavis and Butt-Head tell them to take a seat. The computer that Beavis is using overheats and he throws water over it. Beavis and Butt-Head are told to come back to wo

Beavis finds cameras in bag in a bush. He and Butt-Head take several close-up pictures of themselves, before Beavis repeatedly smashes one of them into the ground. Butt-Head finds a card in the bag which gives the name and address of the photographer who is the owner. They go to his studio to receive a reward. The photographs that the duo took are exhibited. Featured videos * R.E.M. – "Shiny Happy People" * Rick Dees – "Get Nekked" * Dandelion – "Under My Skin" * Entombed – "Wolverine Blues"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the zoo. They find the guide boring, so they go to the snake house. They spark a panic that a snake has escaped. The lights go out and they wake up with their hands around each other's penises, each wrongly having believed that they were holding a snake. Featured videos * Alice in Chains – "I Stay Away" * Pride & Glory – "Losin' Your Mind" * The B.C. 52s – "(Meet) The Flintstones"

The duo do a day's work experience as security guards at the mall. They are led by the mall's sleazy security guard, who wants to do a full cavity search on a young woman. Featured videos * Slaughter – "Real Love" * The Meices – "Daddy's Gone to LA" * Tool – "Prison Sex" * Pavement – "Cut Your Hair"

The duo watch a television advertisement for breast enlargement. They decide to go to a plastic surgeon to have their penises enlarged. When they are there, a misunderstanding means that they have their noses enlarged instead. Featured videos * Pantera – "This Love" * The Artist Formerly Known as Prince – "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" * Rush – "Stick It Out" * Sheena Easton – "Sugar Walls"

The duo go to a rock concert. Outside, they meet two girls who are like female versions of them, but cannot close the deal because they do not have concert tickets. They meet a scalper, but cannot afford the tickets. They stand in line for the portable toilet, but because it is very long, they urinate behind a dumpster, for which they are reprimanded by a security guard. When they finally reach the toilet, Beavis goes in it and Butt-Head tips it onto its side. Featured videos * Life of Agony – "

The duo decide to dig for oil in their yard, but instead break a sewerage pipe, causing blackwater to gush out of the pipe onto them and the garden. Wrongly assuming it to be oil, they fill their trash can with human waste and try to sell it to Mr. Anderson. He tells them to get the barrel of crap the hell out of here; he slams his front door, tipping the waste onto his front path. Two workmen from the waste department arrive in a van and tell Beavis and Butt-Head that they have fixed the leak,

While the duo are at Burger World, Beavis' genitals itch a lot, so he scratches them, then cooks a burger. This causes a food poisoning outbreak, which hospitalizes many of the restaurant's customers. The restaurant is closed down and the duo are fired. When it re-opens, they are re-hired; a notice mandates that employees must wash their hands before handling meat. Featured videos * that dog. – "Old Timer" * Revolting Cocks – "Crackin' Up" * MC 900 Ft. Jesus – "If I Only Had a Brain"

The duo enter Stewart's house by opening a window and climbing in. They find the house empty, and watch TV. Two burglars break the door down and claim to be moving men. The burglars steal some things and deliberately break some other things, before leaving in a van. Beavis and Butt-Head deliberately cause a great deal of damage to the house and its contents. Stewart and his parents arrive home and are horrified by the damage, but Stewart's dad instead berates Stewart to cover up his wife finding

The duo go to a hair salon in order to have haircuts so that they can get physically close to an attractive hairdresser's breasts. They are unaware that she is Todd's girlfriend. She washes their hair, then Todd arrives. He gives Beavis and Butt-Head very bad haircuts, cutting off the vast majority of their hair. Featured videos * Skrew – "Picasso Trigger" * Comateens – "The Late Mistake" * Cannibal Corpse – "Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead" * Rollins Band – "Disconnect"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a TV report on a parties, so they attempt to throw a party as a way to get chicks. However, no girls turn up. Stewart and his two nerdy friends from a youth group arrive and talk amongst themselves about MacGyver and Knight Rider. Todd and a member of his gang arrive and throw all the boys out, in order to have their own party there. Todd's party causes a lot of damage to the house. This episode aired during Super Bowl XXIX's halftime show on ABC. Featured videos * Rob

During physical education, the duo are sitting on the sports field. A javelin impales Beavis' right hand to the ground. They try to avoid showering with the rest of the class, but Coach Buzzcut demands that they do. They are undressing when Principal McVicker sets the fire alarm off. Instead of showering, they are embarrassingly forced by Buzzcut to exit the school in just their underwear. All the other students are already outside, fully clothed. They, as well as Buzzcut and McVicker, laugh at

The duo watch a television advertisement encouraging people to adopt a dog from a shelter. They decide to, so they go to a dog shelter. They select the most violent, out-of-control dog, who especially hates Beavis. On their way home, Beavis throws a stick for the dog. The dog runs past the stick and does not return. Featured videos * Moist – "Push" * Grim Reaper – "Rock You to Hell" * Nitzer Ebb – "Fun to Be Had" * Phish – "Down with Disease"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of a television documentary called Great American Minds, which is about Benjamin Franklin. They see Franklin fly a kite with a key attached to it during a storm, so they do likewise. Their kite soon becomes stuck in a tree. The tree is struck by lightning, and falls on them. It is then struck again. The duo are admitted to the emergency department of a hospital. A representative of a media watchdog visits them in hospital, where she asks Butt-Head what he wa

Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch while The Today Show is on. The duo dream that they are on various TV shows. Featured videos * Tesla – "Call It What You Want" * Cheech & Chong – "I'm Not Home Right Now" * Supersuckers – "Creepy Jackalope Eye" * Björk – "Big Time Sensuality"

Guest teacher Mr. Manners returns to Highland High, this time under the guise of Mr. Candy. He hands the students a hundred candy bars each to sell door-to-door for $2 each. Coach Buzzcut tells the class that they are competing against other classes. Beavis and Butt-Head together sell one each to Mr. Anderson for half-price. The duo then sell the rest to each other and eat them. Mr. Candy is angry with the duo for only having $2 in exchange for all their candy bars, and grabs them. Buzzcut angri

When Mr. Van Driessen challenges his class to make animated films. One student, Cassandra, creates a scene of a flower growing, blooming, then dying—which she is very pleased with (as it reminds Cassandra of her father). Beavis and Butt-Head draw 500 drawings of dead people, which create a scene in which two characters resembling themselves are repeatedly stabbed with tridents. One character is grabbed by a dog and the other has a plane crash into him. Van Driessen is pleased with both short fil

Mr. Anderson employs the duo to do some work in his garden, which they are doing badly. He thinks that he can win money from them by having them join a poker game which he is going to play with two other men. Beavis and Butt-Head do not know how to play the game, yet they win by luck alone. Anderson gives them plastic chips in exchange for the money that they won, which the duo think is a good deal. Featured videos * Exodus – "Thorn in My Side" * The Reverend Horton Heat – "Psychobilly Freakout"

Mr. Van Driessen tells his class to each write an essay on the woman whom they admire most, for Women's History Month. Cassandra chooses k.d. lang. Beavis and Butt-Head initially both choose Beavis' mother. Van Driessen rejects their weak efforts, so the duo go to the school library. The librarian recommends books about various women—as they try to look up her skirt while she is on a stepladder. They tell Van Driessen that she is the woman whom they admire most. He is disappointed with them agai

Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in a field, when a light aircraft crashes nearby. They go to the nearby road and stop a car, whose driver calls the police and an ambulance. The pilot is airlifted to hospital, where he makes a full recovery. The story is re-enacted in Rescue 911. Featured videos * Deus – "Suds & Soda" * The Cramps – "Ultra Twist!": The boys think the episode is based on Tales from the Crypt. * Slayer – "Serenity in Murder"

The duo watch I Dream of Jeannie, then rummage through a dumpster. Beavis finds a bottle containing a dead mouse, expecting it will grant him wishes. He brings it to school, where the classroom is evacuated because of its smell. Due to none of his wishes being answered, and the smell it, Beavis leaves the bottle in the school cafeteria. Featured videos * Snoop Dogg – "Gin and Juice" * Julie Brown – "Girl Fight Tonight!" * Nudeswirl – "Buffalo"

Beavis fears that he is pregnant, due to having some of the symptoms and not realising that males cannot be impregnated. He uses a pregnancy test, and believes that it turning yellow when he urinates on it indicates a positive result. After defecating, he realizes that he is not pregnant. Featured videos * Helmet – "Wilma's Rainbow" * Yanni – "Reflections of Passion" * Dinosaur Jr. – "I Don't Think So"

The duo attend a local church wedding, uninvited, in the belief that the attendees get to make out with the bride. Butt-Head objects to the wedding on the grounds that the groom is a dork. The duo try to kiss the bride, and are ejected by the ushers. Outside the church, Butt-Head says that being married would suck, due to spending your life with the same person. Featured videos * Prince – "When 2 R In Love" * The Go-Go's – "The Whole World Lost Its Head" * Weezer – "Buddy Holly"