Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 6

Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

Mr. Van Driessen sets the class a weekend assignment to solve something that is a mystery to them. Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to learn why they get erections in the morning, but do not work out the cause. Featured videos: * Juliana Hatfield – "What a Life" * Railroad Jerk – "Rollerkoaster" * Silverchair – "Tomorrow"

Mr. Van Driessen's class have to each give an oral report about a historical American figure to the rest of the class. Daria presents a conspiracy theory of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Beavis does his oral report about a meal he and Butt-Head ate last week at Burger World, which Van Driessen says is the worst he has heard. Butt-Head does his report on the time that he kicked Beavis in the testicles, which Van Driessen is very disappointed with. He gives them each a D− because they made

The duo watch a television news report about female police officers posing as street prostitutes in Highland. They fail to understand the report and approach an undercover cop, who leads the duo to her motel room which is being used to trap prospective clients, as her two colleagues listen and record the conversation from another room in the building. She becomes frustrated at the duo's use of vague slang, and a colleague of hers walks in and stops her from entrapping them. They both note as the

The duo see Mr. Van Driessen on a date with a young woman at a cafe. They follow the couple to his house and watch them through his window. The duo are disappointed when he pulls down the shade, so they ring his doorbell and tell him that they want to watch them doing it. The duo push their way into the house. Van Driessen drives her back to her place in his van. Featured videos: * Coolio – "Gangsta's Paradise" * Foo Fighters – "I'll Stick Around" * Filter – "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

The duo go to a supermarket, where they see a blood pressure testing machine, and assume that it is a ride. Beavis puts his right arm in it and it clamps itself so tightly that he cannot remove it. Butt-Head fails in his attempts to free him. A pharmacist frees Beavis, then gives him a bottle of medication for his hypertension. When Beavis tries to open the bottle, he accidentally kicks it into a storm drain. Featured videos: * Toadies – "Possum Kingdom" * Ned's Atomic Dustbin – "All I Ask of My

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to babysit a neighbor's two young children. They are useless at the job, and go to sleep in the children's beds. When the mother returns, she is horrified and ejects the duo without paying them. Featured videos: * Annie Lennox – "No More I Love You's" * Vanilla Ice – "I Love You" * Tripping Daisy – "I Got a Girl"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of talk show Hiraldo, in which the topic is dating services. The duo go to a video dating service, where they are greeted by an attractive woman to whom Beavis gives his name as Hiraldo. She is attracted to Beavis, but he fails to recognize that. The duo receive calls from women on the phone and at the door, but they fail to understand that they are members of the dating service, and reject them. Featured videos: * The Stone Roses – "Love Spreads" * Corrosio

Stewart's mother knocks on the door while the duo are watching TV to tell them that she does not know where he is. The duo help Stewart's parents find him. The duo open their closet to get their flashlight. There they find Stewart, whom they had shut in there hours earlier and forgotten about. Featured videos: * Poison – "Unskinny Bop" * Circle Jerks – "I Wanna Destroy You" * Tricky – "Black Steel"

Todd and a member of his gang grab and threaten the duo outside Maxi-Mart, after which they attempt to form their own gang. Stewart asks Beavis and Butt-Head to join their gang. They tell him that he has to break a milk crate in order to be admitted. While doing so at the back of the store, the owner catches him and drags him through the store to the front. The owner grabs Butt-Head and hits him, as Todd arrives and does the same to Beavis. Featured videos: * CIV – "Can't Wait One Minute More" *

Mr. Van Driessen challenges his class to grow plants, so Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to grow some corn in order to make nachos. The duo become impatient with the plant's slow growth, and repeatedly stamp on it. Featured videos: * Jellyfish – "The King is Half Undressed" * Bivouac – "Cynic" * Supergrass – "Caught by the Fuzz"

Beavis and Butt-Head receive a new phone book and decide to torment a man called Harry Sachz (pronounced "hairy sacks") with incessant prank calls. After a month of inane prank calls, Harry eventually tires of the duo and trains to gain their address over the phone. Beavis and Butt-Head accidentally send him to Stewart’s house, where Harry breaks the front door down, walks in and grabs Stewart. He lets him go after seeing Mr. Stevenson, who walked into the room on the cordless phone. Harry holds

Burger World is very busy, so Beavis is called in to work. Butt-Head later arrives and attempts to ruin his day by being a difficult customer. Featured videos: * Chris Knox – "Half Man, Half Mole" * Scatman John – "Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)" * Chick – "Malibu"

A friend of Mr. Anderson's phones him to ask him to man his bar for an hour while he takes his wife to the hospital. Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Anderson to operate his yard sale, paying them in the form of a motorized hedge trimmer and 10% of the takings. Anderson is horrified when he walks into his house to see that the duo have sold virtually everything in his house for a small fraction of their value. Featured videos: * Juliana Hatfield – "Universal Heart-Beat" * G. Love & Special Sauc

Beavis and Butt-Head attend a P.T.A. meeting hoping that they can get Mr. Van Driessen replaced with a "cool" teacher (whom they visualize as an older version of Butt-head who invites the students to engage in day drinking with him). The parents at the meeting misinterpret the duo’s actions, which results in a brawl between Principal McVicker and several of the parents. Featured videos: * Slash's Snakepit – "Beggars and Hangers-on" * Pink Floyd – "High Hopes" * Ted Nugent – "Heads Will Roll"

Mr. Van Driessen sits on his desk in the lotus position. He falls to the floor and is injured. His temporary replacement, Jim, is easy-going and inspires most of the class to improve their academic performance—except for Beavis and Butt-Head. The duo repeatedly slam a locker door in the hall, causing cracks in the wall it shares with the classroom. When Van Driessen returns, the cracks worsen, and the blackboard shatters—falling on him. Featured videos: * Extreme – "Hole Hearted" * Jamie Walters

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to shop by a constipated and injured Mr. Anderson. After doing the shopping, they take it home and forget to return to his house. Featured videos: * Paula Abdul – "Crazy Cool" * Milla Jovovich – "The Gentlemen Who Fell" * Built to Spill – "In the Morning"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a television commercial for non-alcoholic beer. They buy some from Maxi-Mart, failing to understand what the drink is. They sit outside and drink it, expecting to get drunk. They are approached by a police officer who gives them a sobriety test, which they fail. He then sees that the beer is non-alcoholic, realizes they are stupid rather than drunk, and drives off. Featured videos: * Hum – "Stars" * M.I.R.V. – "Shave My Face Off" * Mike Watt – "Piss Bottle Man" * Six F