Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 7

The duo are outside, fighting over the remote control, when they are invited to join a football game. The duo have no idea how to play, and Butt-Head is quickly injured. Beavis kicks two players, then takes the ball and runs with it way beyond the playing field. This episode aired on MTV during Super Bowl XXXI's halftime show on Fox. Featured videos: * No videos shown in the premiere * PJ Harvey – "Down by the Water"

Beavis turns into Cornholio due to drinking a large amount of Burger World's new caffeine-laden drink "Volt Cola" (a parody of Jolt Cola). A man from the immigration department arrives and mistakes him for an illegal immigrant and Beavis is deported to Mexico. Featured videos: * No videos shown in the premiere * Blues Traveler – "Run-Around"

During a lesson by Mr. Van Driessen about evolution, Beavis and Butt-Head dream of being cavemen. In the dream, they hit each other with clubs. Featured videos: * Snoop Dogg – "Gin and Juice"

Beavis and Butt-Head have trouble getting ding dong ditch down correctly. Featured videos: * Hole – "Violet"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Mrs. Dickey's girls-only sex education class. They are initially told to leave, but Mr. Van Driessen convinces her to let them stay. The class watch a short film about a 16-year-old girl, Cathy, who is impregnated by her boyfriend. The duo are disgusted at seeing Cathy give birth—and leave the room. Featured videos: * Rednex – "Cotton Eye Joe"

Beavis and Butt-Head are walking along the street when an injured baby bird falls in front of them. Mr. Stevenson takes them to a vet, who tells the duo that it cannot survive. At home, Beavis takes some live worms out of his pants pocket, chews them and feeds them to the bird. Butt-Head launches it into the air; it flies for a few seconds, then falls to the ground. Featured videos: * Toadies – "Possum Kingdom"

Coach Buzzcut introduces an alcoholic to the class to convince them to stay sober. Beavis and Butt-Head go to the Rolling Hills Treatment Center, the clinic that he spends a lot of time at. There, the duo attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. The duo think they can get beer there. They suggest getting a drink, and the group's members go to a bar. They get drunk—except for the duo, who are refused service by the barman due to being underage. Featured videos: * Helium – "Pat's Trick" (when group

Beavis and Butt-Head visit a new lingerie store in the mall. After standing outside the store for hours, they enter. They feel up the merchandise in the belief that doing so is like feeling up the customers who will be wearing the items. Featured videos: * Madonna – "Secret"

Beavis and Butt-Head are scratching their heads in class. Coach Buzzcut tells them that they have head lice, and sends them to the school nurse, who finds them in their hair. Instead of following the nurse's advice, the duo break open a bug zapper and touch the element in order to kill the lice—electrocuting themselves in the process. Beavis also has pubic lice, so he puts his genitals into the zapper, electrocuting himself again. Featured videos: * Beastie Boys – "Sabotage"

Beavis and Butt-Head talk Stewart into helping them look up pornography on the school computer. A librarian sees the three looking at porn and the three are sent to Principal McVicker, who gives them each detention for the rest of the year and bans them from using the computer. Featured videos: * The Prodigy – "Poison"

Butt-Head punches Beavis, causing him a severe nosebleed. Butt-Head makes several useless attempts to help him, before plugging Beavis' nose with a tampon in each nostril. Featured videos: * Lordz of Brooklyn – "Saturday Night Fever" (when grouped with "Cyber-Butt" and "U.S. History") * Chick – "Malibu" (when grouped with "Take a Lap" and "Shortcuts")

Beavis and Butt-Head are working at Burger World, when a man who says he has a gun tries to rob it. A police officer walks in and congratulates the duo on making a citizen's arrest. The duo then think that they can then tell people what to do. After asserting their newfound "authority" with various customers, they run afoul of the same police officer later. Featured videos: * Tool – "Prison Sex"

After being beaten up outside school by Earl, who is wearing a skull earring in his left ear, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get their ears pierced. They want to have them pierced at Pencer Gifts, but are refused piercings by the girl behind the counter due to not having their parents' permission. The boys then crudely pierce their right ears themselves at home, then go back to Pencer Gifts later the same day. They decide not to have earrings after the same member of staff informs them that a ri

Beavis and Butt-Head have a great day when they find out school is closed because it is a public holiday. They then find porn magazines in a dumpster, see crashes between two cars and a truck and see two dogs having sex. The duo are paid $21 by a strange man to not mention evidence of a murder he has recently committed. The duo buy nachos and a soda at Maxi-Mart, outside which Todd drives past and takes the rest of their money, then crashes into another car and repeatedly punches the driver. Fea

The duo watch a TV news report about baseball players on strike, so they refuse to work during their shift at Burger World. A journalist speaks to them outside, then Beavis and Butt-Head's manager ends their strike after an hour when he calls them in and makes them clean under the tables. Featured videos: * Coolio – "Gangsta's Paradise"

While watching TV, Beavis decides to mimic Butt-Head. He continues to do so as they walk down the street and punch each other, then are each hit by vehicles while walking into the road. They see Todd kissing his girlfriend in his car while it is parked in front of Maxi Mart and tell him that Beavis wants his chick. The duo are beaten up by Todd, who then drives away. Featured videos: * Del Amitri – "Roll to Me"

After the TV goes out due to a damaged wire outside the house, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch. A plane crashes into their school, police chase a fugitive and shoot him; Stewart causes an explosion in his house using his chemistry set and the ambulance picking him up crashes into the P.A.T. van. Repairmen fix the wire and the duo wake up and see a news report about the events. Featured videos: * Tom Jones – "If I Only Knew"

After seeing an infomercial by muscular workout guru Peter Small, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get fit. However, they find it difficult and soon give up. The duo see a news report stating that Peter collapsed while filming another infomercial and died of heart failure. Featured videos: * Scatman John – "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"

Beavis and Butt-Head miss the school bus home and get lost trying to walk home via what Butt-Head says will be a shortcut. They walk to the other side of town before being given a lift back to Highland High in the back of a pickup truck. The next day, they stay on the bus until the end of the route and Butt-Head claims to know a shortcut. Featured videos: * Rollins Band – "Disconnect"

After seeing a magazine advertisement, Butt-Head phones a company that provides Russian mail-order brides. A Russian woman, Katya, who is already in Texas and has recently left the man whom the company set her up with, is sent to Butt-Head. She is disappointed with him and he is disappointed that she will not allow him to touch her. Katya gets into Todd's car, where she has sex with him. Featured videos: * Pantera – "This Love" * The Murmurs – "You Suck"

Burger World attempts to launch a delivery service, but Beavis and Butt-Head not only make their first delivery to the wrong address, they failed to collect the money for it. The manager ends the delivery service on its first night. Featured videos: * The Rolling Stones – "Love Is Strong" (when paired with "Bride of Butt-Head") * U2 – "Numb" (when grouped with "Shopping Cart" and "Inventors")

The duo use a table saw in wood shop at school to cut the teacher's possessions in two, and Beavis uses it to cut his right index finger off. After it is reattached, he breaks it off again by using it to pick his nose. Featured videos: * Sugartooth – "Sold My Fortune" (when grouped with "T.V. Violence" and "Vaya Con Cornholio") * Pizzicato 5 – "Twiggy, Twiggy" (when grouped with "Die Fly, Die!" and "Drinking Butt-ies")

When the Stevensons have a new satellite dish installed, the duo attempt to watch several violent programs with Stewart. His mother prevents them from doing so and insists that they only watch children's television series or baseball. Featured videos: * R.E.M. – "Shiny Happy People"

While the duo are standing on a highway's central reservation, Beavis sees an unopened can of root beer at the edge of the highway. He crosses it to pick up the can, causing several vehicles to crash. They shake the can many times, then tie it to Beavis' bicycle. He rides with it with Butt-Head riding alongside, until the can becomes caught in Butt-Head's front wheel, causing them to crash to the ground outside Maxi-Mart. Todd runs over their bikes, then puts the duo and the can in the trunk of

After watching a rock star on being interviewed on television, the duo attempt to start a band. He says that he started by playing in someone's garage, so the duo try to play in Mr. Van Driessen's garage. Beavis plays Van Driessen's guitar, then smashes it into pieces. The duo go to a motel that needs a band, claiming that they are a band called Metallica. The duo argue and go home. The audience are angry at Metallica for not arriving. Featured videos: * Soundgarden – "Black Hole Sun"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a TV ad for Leibowitz Impotence Clinic. They wrongly believe that being impotent means being unable to get sex, and go there thinking that they will receive advice about how to score. Dr Leibowitz is puzzled because the duo are easily aroused. The nurse refuses to examine them because they have erections. Leibowitz prescribes them saltpeter. Featured videos: * Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction

The duo watch a self-help guru on TV advertise his appearance at a bookshop that night. Beavis goes there, meets him and is inspired to be more assertive. Featured videos: * No videos

Butt-Head is in a shopping cart being pushed through a parking lot by Beavis. A car backs into Butt-Head and the driver bribes him $10 to not tell anyone about the accident. The duo reason that they can make more money the same way, so Butt-Head pushes Beavis in the cart behind another car. However, the driver backs into him, then drives off. Beavis pushes Butt-Head in the cart behind a van, which reverses into Beavis and drives off. The duo sit in the cart behind Mr. Anderson's motorhome. He ba

The duo watch a TV ad inviting ideas for new inventions. Butt-Head bends a wire hanger and they unsuccessfully try to sell it door-to-door as a new invention, the Buttscratcher 2000. Featured videos: * Tori Amos – "God"

The duo are annoyed by a fly in the lounge, so they try to kill it using a hammer, spade, hedge trimmer and baseball bat, causing a great deal of damage to the wall, toilet and couch. Butt-Head brings a full can of garbage into the room and tips it over to attract the fly to it so that they can kill it with fly spray. Butt-Head sprays so much that they are both knocked out. When they regain consciousness, Beavis throws the spray can, breaking the window. A swarm of flies enters through the hole.